How to Repay the Taxpayers
So unless you're living in a cave, you know about the seven hundred billion dollar Wallstreet payoff that was basically pillaged from our treasury. Now I'm all for pillaging and plundering, don't get me wrong, BUT THAT'S MY JOB YE WASHINGTON BILGE MONKEYS!
Anyhow, a lot of people have been discussing how we the taxpayers should be payed back for our nice little extortion payment. Well I came up with a great idea! Wanna hear it? You know you do!
Last time I gave a crap, the population of the United States was somewhere in the neighborhood of 350,000,000 humans. Unless me math ran afowl, that comes out to about two billion dollars a person. So here's the plan:
We gives everyone currently alive a $2 Billion tax credit.
Giving the people the actual money would wreck the economy, so to counteract that, let us just say you don't have to pay any taxes (income, sales, nothing) until you work through your two billion.
Also, Congress cannot raise any taxes until the two billion debt to every American is squared.
Taxing resumes as normal as people born after the Wallstreet scam reach taxpaying age.
And there you have it! They stole our money, so we get to steal their money! Everybody's squarsies until this everyone alive today dies, kids too provided they were born before the bailout!
If you like my plan, let me know. More importantly, let the people know.
Most importantly, remember that I plan to run for President in 2020 under the colours of the Pirate Party.
So vote for me, or I'll keelhaul ye!
Anyhow, a lot of people have been discussing how we the taxpayers should be payed back for our nice little extortion payment. Well I came up with a great idea! Wanna hear it? You know you do!
Last time I gave a crap, the population of the United States was somewhere in the neighborhood of 350,000,000 humans. Unless me math ran afowl, that comes out to about two billion dollars a person. So here's the plan:
We gives everyone currently alive a $2 Billion tax credit.
Giving the people the actual money would wreck the economy, so to counteract that, let us just say you don't have to pay any taxes (income, sales, nothing) until you work through your two billion.
Also, Congress cannot raise any taxes until the two billion debt to every American is squared.
Taxing resumes as normal as people born after the Wallstreet scam reach taxpaying age.
And there you have it! They stole our money, so we get to steal their money! Everybody's squarsies until this everyone alive today dies, kids too provided they were born before the bailout!
If you like my plan, let me know. More importantly, let the people know.
Most importantly, remember that I plan to run for President in 2020 under the colours of the Pirate Party.
So vote for me, or I'll keelhaul ye!