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[cantgetlaidin]

[At first there is mumbling in German as he attempts to dial a number on the phone. Agitated, he raises his voice.]

Is this thing even--!

[A brief pause. When he speaks again it's with a forced calm.]

Right. This morning I awoke in a strange house and there is some lunatic woman here claiming to be my wife. If this is some kind of elaborate

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[the_wee_big_hag]

Oh good, you're back Germany.

Since you don't remember anything I'm guessing it'll take you a while to get the normal things sorted out.

I have some notes about the things that have happened here if you'd like to see them in the future.

[cantgetlaidin]

I am not back because I have never been here before in the first place.

[the_wee_big_hag]

Of course not.

Like I said. When you get through all the normal things to learn here. My name is Tiffany Aching. I knew you when you were here last time.

[cantgetlaidin]

There was no last time. Though obviously you are going to insist otherwise.

[notalwystrthful]

[ German? Why not. Let's go ahead and speak this. ]

Welcome to Mayfield, sir. You're unfortunately here with the rest of us.

[cantgetlaidin]

Hopefully, not for very much longer.

[notalwystrthful]

Regrettably, we don't have a choice if we wish to stay or not. We're here until there's a way to go home.

[cantgetlaidin]

There must be some way out of here.

[kleinefurstin]

Oh, good morning, Germany. You can try to walk out of the town, but it does loop in on itself.

[cantgetlaidin]

Lichtenstein? Just how many of us are here?

[kleinefurstin]

There number changes fairly frequently, it's hard to say. But not everyone's here.

[cantgetlaidin]

A rough estimation would be better than nothing.

[pasodoble]

That isn't a very nice thing to say. I'm sure she's a very nice lady, Alemania.

( ( Wincing. Wow, someone's angry. ) )

[cantgetlaidin]

Whether she's nice is irrelevant. She could still very well be a lunatic.

1/2

[pasodoble]

Sí. But that's no reason to be rude about it. You should always treat a woman with respect.

[pasodoble]

Are you still leaving?

[sellchelles]

It's way worse than an elaborate prank.

[cantgetlaidin]

A trap of some kind, then?

[sellchelles]

Sort of.

You've been kidnapped.

[cantgetlaidin]

It would seem that's the case, yes.