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[cantgetlaidin]

[At first there is mumbling in German as he attempts to dial a number on the phone. Agitated, he raises his voice.]

Is this thing even--!

[A brief pause. When he speaks again it's with a forced calm.]

Right. This morning I awoke in a strange house and there is some lunatic woman here claiming to be my wife. If this is some kind of elaborate

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[sellchelles]

It's way worse than an elaborate prank.

[cantgetlaidin]

A trap of some kind, then?

[sellchelles]

Sort of.

You've been kidnapped.

[cantgetlaidin]

It would seem that's the case, yes.

[sellchelles]

Uhm … there's also no way to leave.

Believe me, we've tried.