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[cantgetlaidin]

[At first there is mumbling in German as he attempts to dial a number on the phone. Agitated, he raises his voice.]

Is this thing even--!

[A brief pause. When he speaks again it's with a forced calm.]

Right. This morning I awoke in a strange house and there is some lunatic woman here claiming to be my wife. If this is some kind of elaborate

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[letunityblossom]

Ah, I'm afraid you're stuck here with the rest of us.

[cantgetlaidin]

So I've heard.

[letunityblossom]

Have you already had Mayfield explained to you, then?

[cantgetlaidin]

If you could call Amerika's idiotic ramblings an explanation...

[Phone]

[selfobservedcat]

[Schrodinger proceeds to reply in German as well.]

I'm afraid you won't be leaving.

[cantgetlaidin]

Apparently, according to some people.

[selfobservedcat]

This is your home for now! Better get used it!

[cantgetlaidin]

It certainly is not.

[muskatli]

It's good to hear your voice again.

[cantgetlaidin]

Admittedly it's a relief to hear from you as well, Ungarn.

[muskatli]

You probably don't remember being here before. Perhaps that's a good thing.

[cantgetlaidin]

--not you as well.

[klavierkavalier]

[The voice he hears is... Deeper, certainly, but the manner is remarkably familiar.]

... Germany?

[cantgetlaidin]

Yes. Is that you, Austria?

[klavierkavalier]

Yes. You sound... different. Are you ill?

[cantgetlaidin]

I'm in perfect health. I don't see what's so different about it.

[tomatatas]

... Germany?

...You're back then?

[cantgetlaidin]

Apparently.

Who is this?

[tomatatas]

Italy Romana. [Said in a very clear, 'duh' voice.

And then that snarkiness drops, just for a second.] ... Oh. You don't remember anything then?

[cantgetlaidin]

...Romano is a man. You are quite clearly a woman.

[He sighs, obviously annoyed.] Nein. I've never even set foot in this place before.