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[cantgetlaidin]

[At first there is mumbling in German as he attempts to dial a number on the phone. Agitated, he raises his voice.]

Is this thing even--!

[A brief pause. When he speaks again it's with a forced calm.]

Right. This morning I awoke in a strange house and there is some lunatic woman here claiming to be my wife. If this is some kind of elaborate

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[pasodoble]

That isn't a very nice thing to say. I'm sure she's a very nice lady, Alemania.

( ( Wincing. Wow, someone's angry. ) )

[cantgetlaidin]

Whether she's nice is irrelevant. She could still very well be a lunatic.

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[pasodoble]

Sí. But that's no reason to be rude about it. You should always treat a woman with respect.

[pasodoble]

Are you still leaving?

[cantgetlaidin]

I will treat her with the suspicion she deserves. And yes, I will be.

[pasodoble]

You're just going to stress yourself out more that way.

Where are you going?

[cantgetlaidin]

As far from here as possible.

[pasodoble]

Do you want company?