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[cantgetlaidin]

[At first there is mumbling in German as he attempts to dial a number on the phone. Agitated, he raises his voice.]

Is this thing even--!

[A brief pause. When he speaks again it's with a forced calm.]

Right. This morning I awoke in a strange house and there is some lunatic woman here claiming to be my wife. If this is some kind of elaborate

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[notalwystrthful]

[ German? Why not. Let's go ahead and speak this. ]

Welcome to Mayfield, sir. You're unfortunately here with the rest of us.

[cantgetlaidin]

Hopefully, not for very much longer.

[notalwystrthful]

Regrettably, we don't have a choice if we wish to stay or not. We're here until there's a way to go home.

[cantgetlaidin]

There must be some way out of here.

[notalwystrthful]

We tried - there literally isn't a way out.

[cantgetlaidin]

In any case, I must make an attempt to find one.

[notalwystrthful]

Have fun doing that. Unless if you're one of the town's higher ups, it'd be a waste of your time.

[cantgetlaidin]

I shall have to find that out for myself.

[notalwystrthful]

Or, you could - you know - ask me. I think I've been here longer than you.

[cantgetlaidin]

It would probably be a waste of time.

[notalwystrthful]

How can you say that if you haven't tried?

[cantgetlaidin]

To be honest, I probably won't believe anything you have to say.

[notalwystrthful]

Even if I've proven that my sources are correct?

[cantgetlaidin]

How can you prove this?

[notalwystrthful]

I've confirmed them with multiple people in the town and crosschecked my references three times to make sure I had an accurate report.