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[bunchasavages]

[The image opens on King Charles - that is, Morgan Adam's pet monkey - sitting on the check-out counter of the library.]

If we're all going to die of the deadly Motaba virus, it won't be from this guy. Will we, you little monkey? Yes, you're a monkey.

[Yes, he did just say that latter in baby-talk. In fact, all of his dialogue sounds rather

Comments

[christ_onabike]

What's the bet it turns out to be Snape or something? I mean, him and his inmate do wear dresses.

What's the bet they still reply with a eight or nine?

Video

[bunchasavages]

We're talking about the guys with the stringy hair and potions, right?

[In response, have a pair of women's underwear held up to the camera.]

I dunno. These are pretty clean.

Re: Video

[christ_onabike]

Do they have maple syrup on them? Because if they do, I think we now know who dresses up as a girl in his sleep.

If they don't, my guess is a Time Lord.

Re: Video

[bunchasavages]

My maple syrup days are over. The Doctor dumped me for the TARDIS.

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[ears_fantastic]

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[ears_fantastic]

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[ears_fantastic]

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[ears_fantastic]

Hello! [He's being cheery in that manic happy fuck-you way. :P] Don't believe we've met yet. Which, I think, has been a sort of blessing for me, as far as I'm concerned. I'm one of the Doctor's here.

Rose's Doctor.

[deepdowndark]

Who is this Gimli everyone keeps calling me?

And you shouldn't let monkeys in the library, full stop.

[bunchasavages]

I didn't let it in the library, asshole. It was here when I got here.

[deepdowndark]

Then get it out!

And tell me who Gimli is.

[bunchasavages]

You get it out.

Guess whose storming down to the library now to save King Charles

[vinkus_witch]

Leave that monkey alone!

[bunchasavages]

Stay out of here! You're not allowed to check out books, Motaba Mary!

Spam

[vinkus_witch]

[Elphaba chose not to reply, and instead waited to respond until she reached the library, slamming the door open.]

I may do as I please! Give me that monkey, or I'll infect you with the motaba virus myself!

Spam

[bunchasavages]

[Randal is over the counter and putting it between himself and Elphaba like a barrier.]

What is wrong with you? It's a fucking monkey, ya nut!

[counturfingers]

That's a real monkey?

[bunchasavages]

It might be a robot. I didn't get close enough to check.

Can robotic monkeys carry the deadly Motaba virus?

[counturfingers]

I'm sure someone has given that monkey lots of shots. He wouldn't have any diseases.

Imagine that. A real monkey.

[bunchasavages]

You don't know these people. Half of them don't give themselves shots.