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[bunchasavages]

[The image opens on King Charles - that is, Morgan Adam's pet monkey - sitting on the check-out counter of the library.]

If we're all going to die of the deadly Motaba virus, it won't be from this guy. Will we, you little monkey? Yes, you're a monkey.

[Yes, he did just say that latter in baby-talk. In fact, all of his dialogue sounds rather

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[counturfingers]

That's a real monkey?

[bunchasavages]

It might be a robot. I didn't get close enough to check.

Can robotic monkeys carry the deadly Motaba virus?

[counturfingers]

I'm sure someone has given that monkey lots of shots. He wouldn't have any diseases.

Imagine that. A real monkey.

[bunchasavages]

You don't know these people. Half of them don't give themselves shots.

[counturfingers]

Well, there was some Federation doctor who was anxious to get me onto his exam table. I'm sure there'd've been shots involved at some point. A man on the run doesn't have a lot of time to look after his health.

[bunchasavages]

They don't use needles in the infirmary, you know. They've got hyposprays. Star Trek shit. It's pretty impressive, actually. I'd hang out there all day and let myself be corrupted to the dark side, but Robert Picardo threw me out.

[counturfingers]

Who said anything about needles?

Who?

[bunchasavages]

Shots are given with needles. Injections are given with hyposprays. Jesus, am I the only one who watches Star Trek anymore?

Don't get me wrong. That's not a bad thing. Less people need to watch that sorry ass series and pay tribute to the glory that is Star Wars.

[counturfingers]

They mean the same thing in my book.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[bunchasavages]

Are you a Jehovah's Witness or a Scientologist or something?

[counturfingers]

Huh? I'm a thief.

[bunchasavages]

Go get vaccinated, asshole. Theft isn't a religion excluding you from the rest of society, and no one wants Hepatitis C because you're scared of fucking airgun injections.

[counturfingers]

I'm dead. I doubt I have anything.

[bunchasavages]

Bacteria. Corpses have fucking bacteria.

[counturfingers]

I'm not letting a Federation doctor anywhere near me.

[bunchasavages]

Go see one of the other ones, then, ya big pussy. There's a hot Russian chick. Maybe she'll play naughty nurse with you.