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How's My Driving?
Let me know how I'm playing Randal Graves. Comments are screened. :) -
Video
[Randal turns on the video and holds up the cell phone so everyone can see it. The buttons are glowing on the number pad, but the screen is blank.]
Hey, what's it mean when my item isn't responding to my inmate anymore?
[He pulls it back, gives it a shake, flicks the screen, then shrugs broadly.]
Eh. Whatever.
[He sets it aside and turns back ( Read more... ) -
Audio!
Do you ever get the feeling that every week, it's like the Admiral assigned two-thirds of the people here an essay topic and told them if they get it done before Saturday, he'll jerk 'em off? I'm pretty sure that's what's going on, because holy shit, everyone's got something to say, and no one's even trying to get bonus points for originality ( Read more... ) -
Not helping.
At the risk of repeating myself in an open forum where every one of you assholes in the peanut gallery can throw in their two cents:
I offended people with a pair of underwear and an incident with a fucking love potion; Parker pulled a fucking gun on someone.
And you people call me an asshole? Who wants to bet everyone forgets she did it in a ( Read more... ) -
Helping!
Don't worry. When all the other wardens kill each other, I'll still be here to run things. -
Audio
I went over to Vincent's room this morning, and that asshole's gone. I guess he couldn't handle a little not-so-friendly competition.
What's with all the people disappearing? One bad port and a buncha people bail like it's the fucking Titanic. Jesus, you people. Let me tell you something: It ain't that bad. You get anything you want in exchange ( Read more... ) -
Video
[The image opens on King Charles - that is, Morgan Adam's pet monkey - sitting on the check-out counter of the library.]
If we're all going to die of the deadly Motaba virus, it won't be from this guy. Will we, you little monkey? Yes, you're a monkey.
[Yes, he did just say that latter in baby-talk. In fact, all of his dialogue sounds rather ( Read more... ) -
The dawning of a new era.
In the absence of our dearly departed Doctor, it will not be Ardent in charge of the library, but I. Randal. As second in command of the library under blondie, I am hereby declaring myself Acting Supervisor of the Library ( Read more... ) -
Audio
[Public to the Admiral]
Barge Jesus. I need another copy of my inmate's file.
Laminate it or something.
[Just...Public.]
Show of hands. Have you ever seen The Wizard of Oz? Read the book? You can put your hands down. Audio only today ( Read more... ) -
Video
[Randal turns on the video camera, then returns with it to his beanbag chair. He sets it beside what can be assumed is the television. He picks up a game controller and holds it loosely while he talks.]
You know something? I've been here since the beginning of October, and I've noticed something:
[He starts ticking them off on the fingers of his ( Read more... )