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I went over to Vincent's room this morning, and that asshole's gone. I guess he couldn't handle a little not-so-friendly competition.
What's with all the people disappearing? One bad port and a buncha people bail like it's the fucking Titanic. Jesus, you people. Let me tell you something: It ain't that bad. You get anything you want in exchange for making some fucked-up asshole start contributing to society. So what if once or twice a month you can't stop singing or get the urge to play Cleveland Steamer with your neighbor? Like half of you don't do that shit in your free time, anyway.
Oh, so you can get killed here. I don't know about you, but people die all the fucking time back where I come from, and they don't wake up ten minutes later in the penalty box.
Holy shit, get over yourselves. This job is so fucking mindless, it makes flipping burgers look like rocket science.
Okay, let's talk about Saw. All that gruesome shit aside, did anyone else have trouble seeing Cary Elwes as anyone except the Dread Pirate Roberts? That movie woulda blown me away if Lawrence had just said "As you wish" and cut off his goddamn foot instead of being such a fucking douchebag the whole time. Don't get me wrong; Jigsaw is a very bad man and what he did was very wrong.
But we're talking about entertainment value. That movie was two hours of Elwes being a pussy in between some admittedly intense splatter porn.
[Now he's raising his voice a bit.]
Why didn't he just answer the fucking cellphone?
[Pause, followed by this thoughtful gem:]
I didn't realize Jigsaw had a cult, though.
Huh.
Must be in Saw III. I haven't seen it yet.
Anyway, I'm just saying: if you're gonna make someone a protagonist, don't deviate from the fucking formula. English dudes in blockbuster American action or horror cinema are always the villains. It's the average American male's way of dealing with our subconscious fear of Imperialist domination. A hundred and fifty years later and we're still afraid they're coming back to plant a flag in our asses.
[...Don't check his math.]
...Though it does make you wonder why most of the good romantic comedies have them as the lead male. I guess women like to deal with Imperialist domination, too. Heh!
[Why aren't there drum stings for Randal? :c
Mooooving on.]
[Public to Rose Tyler]
I was gonna say I think we should see other people, but it looks like you're two steps ahead of me. Who's the moe with the big ears?
[Public to the Doctor(s)]
This has really been bugging me. Does the TARDIS have a go-kart track?
[Private to Molly]
I don't think your friends approve of our relationship.
[Private to the Admiral, Added Later:]
Can I have some puzzles? You know, the 10,000 piece kind with nude women posing with cats or something?
What's with all the people disappearing? One bad port and a buncha people bail like it's the fucking Titanic. Jesus, you people. Let me tell you something: It ain't that bad. You get anything you want in exchange for making some fucked-up asshole start contributing to society. So what if once or twice a month you can't stop singing or get the urge to play Cleveland Steamer with your neighbor? Like half of you don't do that shit in your free time, anyway.
Oh, so you can get killed here. I don't know about you, but people die all the fucking time back where I come from, and they don't wake up ten minutes later in the penalty box.
Holy shit, get over yourselves. This job is so fucking mindless, it makes flipping burgers look like rocket science.
Okay, let's talk about Saw. All that gruesome shit aside, did anyone else have trouble seeing Cary Elwes as anyone except the Dread Pirate Roberts? That movie woulda blown me away if Lawrence had just said "As you wish" and cut off his goddamn foot instead of being such a fucking douchebag the whole time. Don't get me wrong; Jigsaw is a very bad man and what he did was very wrong.
But we're talking about entertainment value. That movie was two hours of Elwes being a pussy in between some admittedly intense splatter porn.
[Now he's raising his voice a bit.]
Why didn't he just answer the fucking cellphone?
[Pause, followed by this thoughtful gem:]
I didn't realize Jigsaw had a cult, though.
Huh.
Must be in Saw III. I haven't seen it yet.
Anyway, I'm just saying: if you're gonna make someone a protagonist, don't deviate from the fucking formula. English dudes in blockbuster American action or horror cinema are always the villains. It's the average American male's way of dealing with our subconscious fear of Imperialist domination. A hundred and fifty years later and we're still afraid they're coming back to plant a flag in our asses.
[...Don't check his math.]
...Though it does make you wonder why most of the good romantic comedies have them as the lead male. I guess women like to deal with Imperialist domination, too. Heh!
[Why aren't there drum stings for Randal? :c
Mooooving on.]
[Public to Rose Tyler]
I was gonna say I think we should see other people, but it looks like you're two steps ahead of me. Who's the moe with the big ears?
[Public to the Doctor(s)]
This has really been bugging me. Does the TARDIS have a go-kart track?
[Private to Molly]
I don't think your friends approve of our relationship.
[Private to the Admiral, Added Later:]
Can I have some puzzles? You know, the 10,000 piece kind with nude women posing with cats or something?