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[bunchasavages]

[The image opens on King Charles - that is, Morgan Adam's pet monkey - sitting on the check-out counter of the library.]

If we're all going to die of the deadly Motaba virus, it won't be from this guy. Will we, you little monkey? Yes, you're a monkey.

[Yes, he did just say that latter in baby-talk. In fact, all of his dialogue sounds rather

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[christ_onabike]

What's the bet it turns out to be Snape or something? I mean, him and his inmate do wear dresses.

What's the bet they still reply with a eight or nine?

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[bunchasavages]

We're talking about the guys with the stringy hair and potions, right?

[In response, have a pair of women's underwear held up to the camera.]

I dunno. These are pretty clean.

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[christ_onabike]

Do they have maple syrup on them? Because if they do, I think we now know who dresses up as a girl in his sleep.

If they don't, my guess is a Time Lord.

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[bunchasavages]

My maple syrup days are over. The Doctor dumped me for the TARDIS.

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[christ_onabike]

Do you blame him?

I mean, with that kind of taste in underwear...

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[bunchasavages]

We can't all afford to shop at Frederick's of Hollywood, my friend. Sometimes it's the clearance bin at Bargain Basement.

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[christ_onabike]

Yeah, but the TARDIS? I bet it has spankingly good underwear. Bet it can make it's own, magical, make-a-police-box-look-sexy underwear.

Besides, it's always going to be manlier than you.

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[bunchasavages]

I'll never love again.

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[christ_onabike]

Whereas I think that TARDIS is shared between, what, eleven guys or something?

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[bunchasavages]

It's true. I'm a one-Doctor kind of dude.

Seriously, though. Do they look familiar to you? I figure anyone who'd leave panties as a calling card in my room might not be all that discriminating. Size? Brand? Anything?

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[christ_onabike]

Not familiar at all.

Maybe someone just got lost. I can't imagine anyone left them for you deliberately.

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[bunchasavages]

Maybe someone got dressed in a hurry.

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[christ_onabike]

...Wait, did you find them in the library, or your room?

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[bunchasavages]

My room, under a pile of week-old laundry. I'm pretty sure they didn't get there by accident.

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[christ_onabike]

Huh.

...who's your inmate? There was that flood...

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[bunchasavages]

Roy's not a size four, pal. These would be the size of a circus tent if he was playing "screaming fan" to my "Keith Moon".