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Mar 02, 2011 22:10

[The image opens on King Charles - that is, Morgan Adam's pet monkey - sitting on the check-out counter of the library.]

If we're all going to die of the deadly Motaba virus, it won't be from this guy. Will we, you little monkey? Yes, you're a monkey.

[Yes, he did just say that latter in baby-talk. In fact, all of his dialogue sounds rather ( Read more... )

is it safe?, molly carpenter, the deadly motaba virus, lord of the library

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gimmethemap March 1 2011, 23:07:06 UTC

That would be mine.

bunchasavages March 1 2011, 23:10:34 UTC

The underwear?

gimmethemap March 1 2011, 23:16:46 UTC

The monkey. His name is King Charles.

bunchasavages March 2 2011, 05:38:27 UTC

Uh. About the monkey.

The Wicked Witch of the West just stole him. I'm pretty sure she's going to breed him with her creepy monstrosity and create an army of flying, rabid, Motaba-carrying gargoyles.

[private] goodgrasshopper March 1 2011, 23:20:01 UTC

A comment card? Really? And who says there'll be a next time?

As to the underwear, what do they look like? If they're lime green and trimmed with lace, they're mine. I've been missing them.

[Private - Video] bunchasavages March 2 2011, 05:39:29 UTC

[Randal holds them up for inspection.]

You're over seventeen, right?

[Private - Video] goodgrasshopper March 2 2011, 06:24:30 UTC

...Yeah, those are mine. And don't worry, I'm definitely over the age of consent. You haven't broken any laws. Though--I'm a little fuzzy as to what is the age of consent on an interdimensional spaceship.

[Private - Video] bunchasavages March 2 2011, 06:29:12 UTC

You did have sex with me, right? I fucking knew it. I knew if that asshole could get laid on this ship, I could, too. Jesus, what a relief.

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Private thinkb4ublink March 1 2011, 23:34:58 UTC

[Slater stares for a long moment, then shakes his head and reaches to shut off the feed. What he says is muttered but barely audible.] Bloody embarrassment!

Private bunchasavages March 2 2011, 05:41:10 UTC

Are these your underwear, Roy?

Private thinkb4ublink March 2 2011, 09:14:44 UTC

[No response, but there is rolling of eyes and then fretting over Cogburn. Wayne can't die, not again!]

shortsghtedlove March 2 2011, 00:10:36 UTC

[Normally he wouldn't care, but then he caught Rose's name.] I would prefer it if you were to refrain from spreading such rumors about my Warden. I don't want people to think I associate with someone who would associate with... you... in such a fashion. [He's giving Randal a look that suggests he considers the monkey the more intelligent one of the two. A lot more intelligent.]

bunchasavages March 2 2011, 05:40:41 UTC

How many Time Lords is she dating around here? Jesus.

shortsghtedlove March 2 2011, 11:35:49 UTC

[...What.] Where did you get that idea from? Miss Tyler is simply my Warden, as I said. I would never enter such a relationship with an alien.

timesbureaucrat March 2 2011, 21:14:47 UTC

[This icon face, with a side of horror, at the idea of Lord Rassilon dating a human.]

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most_feared March 2 2011, 04:25:39 UTC

Would you like me to come tranquilize the monkey?

[He's lying. He's going to tranquilize you, Randal.]

bunchasavages March 2 2011, 05:40:01 UTC

Elphaba stole him.

most_feared March 2 2011, 05:40:54 UTC

I guess it's taken care of then. [DAMN! Next time, Randal. Next time.]