Comments | bsc_snark: mallory's christmas wish part 3!

heymalice in bsc_snark

mallory's christmas wish part 3!

Dec 23, 2015 18:17

hey guys!
as always thanks for all of the comments to part one and two, and i hope you all enjoy the madness that follows and that your holidays are awesome and filled with good food, good company and plenty of good cheer. ;)

now onto the show!

( have yourself a merry little snarkmas... )

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shatisarockgod December 24 2015, 02:55:43 UTC

1-margo flinging cookie dough onto one of the cameras. that sounds more like a fuck up to me.--But typical behavior considering the manners of the majority of the Pike kids ( ... )

shatisarockgod December 24 2015, 02:55:50 UTC

it's also making me think of that ( ... )

heymalice January 5 2016, 21:53:20 UTC

What a lovely attitude! *ends sarcasm*--oh, i know! the guy's clearly an asshole ( ... )

anabellabobella December 28 2015, 03:19:06 UTC

But come on, you girls cream yourselves to "I Love Lucy".

My 6-year-old is the most die-hard of die-hard fans. She literally has every episode memorized. We have fish named after all the characters, and she wants to be called Lucy, and she has a crush on Ricky. She also insists on wearing dresses like Lucy most days. So I've started buying her vintage dresses on Etsy.

I think I remember reading how he was very difficult when it concerns some of the more silly episodes of The Brady Bunch.

He was a classically-trained Shakespearean actor who didn't expect the show to be such a huge hit (it was such a risky show because of the blended family concept, which is why Carol's husband isn't ever mentioned--they divorced) that he had no reason to believe he'd he typecast. A couple seasons in, when he was see as BEING Mike Brady even off the show, he realized his serious acting career was over. His chance of ever being taken seriously again was dead. It was hard for him to handle, and made him snappish.

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road_baby December 26 2015, 05:26:29 UTC

Ann is the queen of questionable physics. Over a hundred cookies made in a day? No problem! 20+ people in a NYC apartment living room? Sure! An entire gossip of girls in one family sedan? Doable! What a moron.

The Brady Bunch movie always makes me laugh too! It's one of my fave guilty pleasures! And so is Zoolander! I think I'll go watch it now! And blame you! I kid, I kid. Excellent snark!

pi_beta_alpha December 27 2015, 12:52:52 UTC

" apartment living room? Sure! An entire gossip of girls in one family sedan? Doable! What a moron.

The Brady Bunch movie always makes me laugh too!"

I still laugh like hell when I see that movie. They could NOT have done a better job with the cast and throwing in specific Brady randoms, especially when the chalkboard in the kitchen says "tonights dinner; porkchops and applesauce".

when Greg is trying to rock out with that little plastic guitar/banjo thing, my sides begin to hurt!

anabellabobella December 28 2015, 03:33:22 UTC

The BB movie is so incredibly cheesy that it's amazeballs! That movie and Beverly Hillbillies were perfectly done! That craptastic Jem movie showed how, and when, to NOT modernize a movie, but Brady Bunch and Beverly Hillbillies were perfect! They lampshaded the in-jokes and fan jokes about the shows, highlighted the cheesiness, and had fun with it.

And OH MY GOD, it's like they brought the real Marcia into the movie.

heymalice January 5 2016, 21:55:26 UTC

The BB movie is so incredibly cheesy that it's amazeballs! That movie and Beverly Hillbillies were perfectly done! That craptastic Jem movie showed how, and when, to NOT modernize a movie, but Brady Bunch and Beverly Hillbillies were perfect! They lampshaded the in-jokes and fan jokes about the shows, highlighted the cheesiness, and had fun with it.--i still haven't seen the jem movie, i heard it was sooo fucking bad.

And OH MY GOD, it's like they brought the real Marcia into the movie.--lol, so true!

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andromeda331 December 26 2015, 10:58:24 UTC

mallory says they still had a great time and somehow managed to make the thirty dozen cookies. jesus fucking christ. and i honestly fucking doubt that ( ... )

anabellabobella December 28 2015, 03:38:54 UTC

My brother and I lasted longer then eight, neither one of us wanted to give up believing.

My parents went to extremes to keep us believing. When I was nine or ten, they had someone stomp on the room and jingle bells. When we ran back to our rooms, they had someone who was hiding inside and was DRESSED AS SANTA in case we peeked, drag out a bag of presents. And peek we did! My parents were in their room waiting, and spied on us. They went out and so quietly got us into their room for a few minutes. We waited until we heard footsteps on the roof again, and ran out to a roaring fire and presents.

It's hard not to believe in Santa a little longer than usual when this happens.

andromeda331 December 28 2015, 10:27:29 UTC

Oh, that was so cool! Your parents are so awesome.

heymalice January 5 2016, 21:56:36 UTC

My brother and I lasted longer then eight, neither one of us wanted to give up believing.--i don't blame you!

My parents went to extremes to keep us believing. When I was nine or ten, they had someone stomp on the room and jingle bells. When we ran back to our rooms, they had someone who was hiding inside and was DRESSED AS SANTA in case we peeked, drag out a bag of presents. And peek we did! My parents were in their room waiting, and spied on us. They went out and so quietly got us into their room for a few minutes. We waited until we heard footsteps on the roof again, and ran out to a roaring fire and presents.--that's so amazing!! :D

It's hard not to believe in Santa a little longer than usual when this happens.--no kidding, that must've been amazing as a kid!

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pi_beta_alpha December 27 2015, 12:48:54 UTC

anabellabobella December 28 2015, 03:39:45 UTC

I read "holding Pow" as dragging his collar, like holding onto him instead of carrying him.

pi_beta_alpha December 28 2015, 16:26:11 UTC

I hope so, because the thought of a 7 year old holding an 80 pound dog in her arms is horrifying!

heymalice January 5 2016, 22:04:54 UTC

"they all scrambled upstairs, margo holding pow."

I'll do more with this later, but I must pause and call bullshit on this. An adult male Basset Hound can weigh upwards of 80 pounds, and are long backed. The odds of an average 7 year old girl being physically capable of packing one around like it's a baby doll is, well, none. No wonder the kid barfs 24/7, she's probably got a broken back :D--yeah, i agree! those dogs are way too heavy for a little kid to carry. she'd pretty much just have to attempt to lead pow a leash or something. definitely couldn't carry him or pick him up!

pi_beta_alpha December 27 2015, 20:40:41 UTC

"30 dozen cookies...when'd ya do that? at 5am? like…just…fuck off with your lies."

LOL, now all I can picture is the Pikes and the Winslows having a bake off that lasts all night, and the food fight that happens as a result.

Urkel was at his best when he gets pummeled with tarts, then asks if he can have a glass of milk to go with his face.

heymalice January 5 2016, 22:05:21 UTC

LOL, now all I can picture is the Pikes and the Winslows having a bake off that lasts all night, and the food fight that happens as a result.--that'd be hilarious!

Urkel was at his best when he gets pummeled with tarts, then asks if he can have a glass of milk to go with his face.--i gotta see that!!