mallory's christmas wish part 3!

Dec 23, 2015 18:17

hey guys!
as always thanks for all of the comments to part one and two, and i hope you all enjoy the madness that follows and that your holidays are awesome and filled with good food, good company and plenty of good cheer. ;)

now onto the show!

have yourself a merry little snarkmas... )

shut up kristy, mal must suffer, bad parenting, lerangis, forced child labor, pike family madness, no babysitting? no really!, ann hates mal, insanity, ann hates the elderly, this will not end well, #92 mallory's christmas wish, annoying kids, octomom pike, stoneybrook manor

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andromeda331 December 26 2015, 10:58:24 UTC
mallory says they still had a great time and somehow managed to make the thirty dozen cookies. jesus fucking christ. and i honestly fucking doubt that.

So do I. Granted, my family usually made about five or six dozen. And we were
all exhausted by the last batch or two. And who has a good time when your dog gets sick?

well, yeah, you probably feel popular for the first time in your life--it's a major ego boost. and god knows you need one. too bad after this everything will go back to normal. well, until they eventually get a hell of a lot worse.

Sadly...yes. Poor Mallory.

it's disturbing, to be honest. and really fucking sad.

It really is.

i mean, i stopped believing in that stuff when i was like, seven or eight, but i didn't wreck it for any of my siblings.

My brother and I lasted longer then eight, neither one of us wanted to give up believing. It was fun to think there was a Santa out there bring these amazing gifts just for us. "Santa" still visits every year even though we're grown and my brother and I have fun playing "Santa" for our parents. Of course ever since his son was born, we've all been having so much fun playing Santa for him.

Love the picture of the clown car! And it looks so right for the Pikes.

--if the cameras hadn't been there. hey mallory! now's a good time for you to ask your folks for a permanent vacation from having to baby-sit/parent your siblings! they can't say no with the cameras on them!

And ask for glitter sweaters and push down socks! Take advantage of it while you can Mal.

you just don't have the kardashian-fame/attention-whoring gene, mallory, and there's no shame in that at all!

No there really isn't.

because this stoneybrook manor shit depresses the hell outta me.

Me too.

you're a fucking bonehead, mrs. kronauer.

She is for all of the reasons you stated and give the already signs of how crappy she is at her job, does she really want in on film? She could easily end up in court with lawsuits coming her way.

mrs. kronauer is a fucking bitch.

Yes she is.

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anabellabobella December 28 2015, 03:38:54 UTC
My brother and I lasted longer then eight, neither one of us wanted to give up believing.

My parents went to extremes to keep us believing. When I was nine or ten, they had someone stomp on the room and jingle bells. When we ran back to our rooms, they had someone who was hiding inside and was DRESSED AS SANTA in case we peeked, drag out a bag of presents. And peek we did! My parents were in their room waiting, and spied on us. They went out and so quietly got us into their room for a few minutes. We waited until we heard footsteps on the roof again, and ran out to a roaring fire and presents.

It's hard not to believe in Santa a little longer than usual when this happens.

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andromeda331 December 28 2015, 10:27:29 UTC
Oh, that was so cool! Your parents are so awesome.

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heymalice January 5 2016, 21:56:36 UTC
My brother and I lasted longer then eight, neither one of us wanted to give up believing.--i don't blame you!

My parents went to extremes to keep us believing. When I was nine or ten, they had someone stomp on the room and jingle bells. When we ran back to our rooms, they had someone who was hiding inside and was DRESSED AS SANTA in case we peeked, drag out a bag of presents. And peek we did! My parents were in their room waiting, and spied on us. They went out and so quietly got us into their room for a few minutes. We waited until we heard footsteps on the roof again, and ran out to a roaring fire and presents.--that's so amazing!! :D

It's hard not to believe in Santa a little longer than usual when this happens.--no kidding, that must've been amazing as a kid!

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pi_beta_alpha January 6 2016, 02:58:34 UTC
Your parents are really cool for doing that!
I don't really ever remember having an epiphany about the whole Santa thing, and I don't even really remember how old I was. I just remember one year being all excited because Santa, reindeer, presents, magical stuff, etc, and the next year thinking "the dude has flying reindeer and makes all his presents himself and delivers them to every single house in one night?" and kind of felt that fizzle that hits you when you realize maybe things aren't what they seem.

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heymalice January 9 2016, 21:30:59 UTC
i ruined it for myself, to be honest, by snooping in my parent's bedroom before christmas and getting a peek at some of the gifts. later, on christmas day, those same gifts i saw were marked as being from santa. womp womp! i think i went up to my bedroom alone and cried after. i was pretty silent the rest of the day. lol.

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pi_beta_alpha January 9 2016, 22:25:44 UTC
"i ruined it for myself, to be honest, by snooping in my parent's bedroom before christmas and getting a peek at some of the gifts. later, on christmas day, those same gifts i saw were marked as being from santa."

That's another thing I forgot! I recognized my parents handwriting when it said 'from Santa'. A few years later, my neighbor had some kids who were younger than me and they were still keeping it all alive; I was the one to do the "to" and "from" writing because they didn't know my handwriting! :D

I had a friend a few years back to the to and from for my kid...she's an older lady and has truly the most beautiful penmanship on the planet. Very fancy and neat; it looked so legit I was tempted to believe it myself :P

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heymalice January 5 2016, 21:56:08 UTC
So do I. Granted, my family usually made about five or six dozen. And we were
all exhausted by the last batch or two. And who has a good time when your dog gets sick?--i'll bet! and yeah, i can't see how it could be a very good time if your pet is sick. unless the pikes don't really care about pow.

My brother and I lasted longer then eight, neither one of us wanted to give up believing. It was fun to think there was a Santa out there bring these amazing gifts just for us. "Santa" still visits every year even though we're grown and my brother and I have fun playing "Santa" for our parents. Of course ever since his son was born, we've all been having so much fun playing Santa for him.--aww, that's so sweet! i love that you guys play santa for your parents! and playing santa for nieces and nephews is a lot of fun!

Love the picture of the clown car! And it looks so right for the Pikes.--haha, i'm glad you liked it!!

And ask for glitter sweaters and push down socks! Take advantage of it while you can Mal.--seriously!!

She is for all of the reasons you stated and give the already signs of how crappy she is at her job, does she really want in on film? She could easily end up in court with lawsuits coming her way.--seriously. and it's so telling when that one resident asks if they're doing an expose. mrs. kronauer s awful.

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