And now my subject line is a lie.

Hello, Livejournal! I keep forgetting to update you. Or log in and click that "Friends Page" link.

So! I have finished my program and am now an undisputed master of library and information science. This means that when information sees me, it is compelled to bow deeply and fetch my slippers. I don't feel quite finished yet, though, since I don't ( Read more... )

Things I Did Yesterday

• Set up a shared Google Docs document for a Digital Libraries project, then sprayed words all over it.
  
• Made a metric assload1 of photocopies.
  
• Tangled with Scantron over the Amazing Disappearing Lines of Communication.
  
• Defeated the office fax machine in mortal combat. FAXALITY.
  
• Read another article for Information Science ( Read more... )

This morning my electric toothbrush somehow leapt from my hand into the toilet.

I'd like to think my day can only improve.

So I'm almost all moved now, except for the cleaning supplies still littering the old place. I just need to mop the bathroom and vacuum one more time, and then I'm set ( Read more... )

Who wants to hear an awesome story about corporate incompetence? I think you do ( Read more... )

So tonight I thought, "I bet I could bake cookies! Children can bake cookies, after all, and I am at least as competent as an eight-year-old." I asked the Internet for a recipe that didn't involve anything not presently in my cupboard.

It is important to note that the baking ingredients in my cupboard are not quite mine. They were left by badger5, who, ( Read more... )

I try to be a good office citizen, so when I used the last of the contents of the water cooler tank on Tuesday, I set about swapping it out for a new one. This is a pretty simple process: yank old tank off the top, set new tank in place, push down to lock. Obviously there would not be a story here if I didn't manage to bungle it ( Read more... )

ABORT ABORT ABORT

A few days ago I made a poor decision regarding a package of tofu with a sell-by date of April 28, so last night I sought gastrointestinal redemption by tossing out a mutant half-onion and a few apples that had already been partially digested by fungi. Someday I will learn not to treat the fridge like a cryogenic chamber ( Read more... )