Reader, it has been far too long. Too much has happened in the decade plus gap since our last entry. It's hardly productive to even attempt to recount what has been missed, but we can pick up quickly enough...

The NUZZLER, you will be shocked to learn, has gone without coitus for over 2 years. The reasons are not particularly relevant, but the " ( Read more... )

NOODLES went to visit his invalid friend in Tucson. He spent the day with her and then decided to stop by Raider's Reef since he was "in the neighborhood." NOODLES felt kind of bad cutting things short with his friend to hit a titty bar, but NUZZLER assured him things were okay ( Read more... )

The NUZZLER's new GF had a special surprise for his birthday yesterday, which was displayed in a picture/text message sent to me today ( Read more... )

While talking to TRUCK on the phone, he said, after a dramatic pause, "I gotta tell you what happened this morning..." I braced myself, thinking it sounded serious ( Read more... )

Checking in with our resident Brooklyn filthpig, KSHOIK, I give you the following updates, which shows you have missed a lot...and in some sense, not much at all, since the last one ( Read more... )

Recent PLD update and text exchange:

HDML: Apparently sometime between last night and today my anus transformed itself into a chocolate fountain
NOODLES: Please.
HDML: I think it deserves a starring role in Transformers 3
NOODLES: You are sick.
HDML: It's creamy and milky!!!

TRUCK and NOODLES rolled up to D-North and things already started off great when they were told it was a $25 cover, but that included all you can drink. This is equivalent to two drinks in Scottsdale currency, so NOODLES was about to rake them over the coals on this one ( Read more... )

Perhaps appropriately, we are having a rare day of rain in the Valley, on the last night the Devil's Martini locations will be open. NOODLES looked forlorn and depressed this morning, but agreed to let me interview him about the closing of these venues that has meant so much to his life over the years ( Read more... )

There has been a bit of a gap in the LJ, and some rather big changes in some lives have not been properly chronicled, but AZ being a parent of not one, but two children, is one where neighbors likely have CPS on speed dial ( Read more... )

On this romantic day, NOODLES did things right by his main shawty and iced her up a bit and took her out to a fancy restaurant. After questioning him about the restaurant, he took offense when I told him I felt any place that gives you unlimited chips and salsa could not be "fancy", and insisted Nando's provided the perfect ambiance. The only thing ( Read more... )