Jul 28, 2023 08:58
Reader, it has been far too long. Too much has happened in the decade plus gap since our last entry. It's hardly productive to even attempt to recount what has been missed, but we can pick up quickly enough...
The NUZZLER, you will be shocked to learn, has gone without coitus for over 2 years. The reasons are not particularly relevant, but the "good news" (for some) is that the drought was recently broken with a lady (who appears to be sentient).
The NUZZLER reported that she text him the next day that she was "Trembling for days" afterwards.
BRICK and PIG had the exact same immediate reaction, which was that fear is often associated with trembling. NOODLES had a different take, wondering aloud how 3 seconds of action could possibly result in multiple days of pleasurable trembling.
A reunion is scheduled in a few months and I will do my best to document it. NOODLES stated to BRICK it was good that NUZZLER had his groove back and would be himself for the trip.
"I'll be sure to bring the water balloons," PIG promised.