Valentine's Day
On this romantic day, NOODLES did things right by his main shawty and iced her up a bit and took her out to a fancy restaurant. After questioning him about the restaurant, he took offense when I told him I felt any place that gives you unlimited chips and salsa could not be "fancy", and insisted Nando's provided the perfect ambiance. The only thing left to do is knock that thang out!
BRICK did right by his lady too. Finally acknowledging his lackluster sexual skills, he put selfishness aside, and provided his boo the oral sexual experience every woman deserves...that for her bagina to be a feast for HCOE and his patented "Niagara Falls" treatment. After icing her neck, he informed her the bling was just an appetizer, and in walked HCOE, ready to go to town.
DUMP TRUCK was having a rough time romantically as he recently broke up with his girlfriend (read: the massage "therapist" in Mesa that doled out handies and BJ's for a special lover's rate had her business shut down by the cops). Yet, he met ALEXANDRIA out at the Desert Flame, a Gentleman's Club. NOODLES knew it was a classy joint as any place located "Just about 10 miles out after the highway ends" screams luxury. It was love at first sight, so much so that DUMP TRUCK jizzed his pants in the midst of only his fifth lap dance. He was considering visiting his new GF on this special night.
BRICK did right by his lady too. Finally acknowledging his lackluster sexual skills, he put selfishness aside, and provided his boo the oral sexual experience every woman deserves...that for her bagina to be a feast for HCOE and his patented "Niagara Falls" treatment. After icing her neck, he informed her the bling was just an appetizer, and in walked HCOE, ready to go to town.
DUMP TRUCK was having a rough time romantically as he recently broke up with his girlfriend (read: the massage "therapist" in Mesa that doled out handies and BJ's for a special lover's rate had her business shut down by the cops). Yet, he met ALEXANDRIA out at the Desert Flame, a Gentleman's Club. NOODLES knew it was a classy joint as any place located "Just about 10 miles out after the highway ends" screams luxury. It was love at first sight, so much so that DUMP TRUCK jizzed his pants in the midst of only his fifth lap dance. He was considering visiting his new GF on this special night.