The Final Night at D-North
TRUCK and NOODLES rolled up to D-North and things already started off great when they were told it was a $25 cover, but that included all you can drink. This is equivalent to two drinks in Scottsdale currency, so NOODLES was about to rake them over the coals on this one.
Once in, TRUCK, still clocking in at over 500 pounds, threw his sick Facebook game. NOODLES would introduce them to TRUCK, as Adam Zuckerberg. They'd say "You don't look anything like him in the movie" and TRUCK would say "I know! It's bullshit!".
HDML and DROCK came in about 30 minutes later and started getting blasted. DROCK complemented a cougar wearing leopard print saying he "loved her ligre gear". She gave him a dirty look and kept walking.
It was hard to get weepy being there. The DJ playing the same track inexplicably bumping songs relevant like a decade or two ago (Sir Mix-A-Lot, "Whoop There It Is", etc.), shorties gyrating on the floor and a bartender actually seeking NOODLES out to pour him another whiskey noticing he had finished during an all you can drink event. NOODLES knew he had to make his last grind memorable, and did just that, working over the hottest little Asian booty in the bar.
HDML began to ponder curbing his drinking since he had to get up early to go to a Pet Adoption event in a park early in the morning. NOODLES berated his stupidity. HDML got mad, but then agreed, and yelled "Fuck that, I'm puke tomorrow and tell them 'eat that shit you faggot'!" referring to the dogs. Two hot girls standing near us promptly walked away. We should all be concerned that HDML actually adopted a puppy the next morning.
NOODLES left before the bar closed though, the memories too much to stay until closing, got a cab, came home and furiously spanked it, letting loose all he had left and leaving it all on the floor...so to speak.
Once in, TRUCK, still clocking in at over 500 pounds, threw his sick Facebook game. NOODLES would introduce them to TRUCK, as Adam Zuckerberg. They'd say "You don't look anything like him in the movie" and TRUCK would say "I know! It's bullshit!".
HDML and DROCK came in about 30 minutes later and started getting blasted. DROCK complemented a cougar wearing leopard print saying he "loved her ligre gear". She gave him a dirty look and kept walking.
It was hard to get weepy being there. The DJ playing the same track inexplicably bumping songs relevant like a decade or two ago (Sir Mix-A-Lot, "Whoop There It Is", etc.), shorties gyrating on the floor and a bartender actually seeking NOODLES out to pour him another whiskey noticing he had finished during an all you can drink event. NOODLES knew he had to make his last grind memorable, and did just that, working over the hottest little Asian booty in the bar.
HDML began to ponder curbing his drinking since he had to get up early to go to a Pet Adoption event in a park early in the morning. NOODLES berated his stupidity. HDML got mad, but then agreed, and yelled "Fuck that, I'm puke tomorrow and tell them 'eat that shit you faggot'!" referring to the dogs. Two hot girls standing near us promptly walked away. We should all be concerned that HDML actually adopted a puppy the next morning.
NOODLES left before the bar closed though, the memories too much to stay until closing, got a cab, came home and furiously spanked it, letting loose all he had left and leaving it all on the floor...so to speak.