MY MOTHER KILLED ME!!!!

I'm not going back. Nope. Fuck them. Bastards. >_____< It's not like I WANTED MY FATHER'S BABY!

........I'm going to sit here and sulk.

*wanders outside while Glorfie and Cel are playing with Duck and Andronicus*

Cool, rubble. I bet I can find a shitload of jewlery in here.

....... Claude, I can assure you there are no pictures that survived. Or underwear. *shakes head* Retard.

Heeeey, cool a cabinet!

Some days it's not even worth waking up.

Oh well, at least my penis is incredibly larger.

Ahahaha...

...ahahahahhahaHA...

excuse me as I laugh.

For Father's Day, Dad, I give you the distinct knowledge that you and Mum are possibly the world's worst parents. Had I not blown up part of the house and most of your possessions, I would fuck Fastred on your bed.

I hate you.

Yeah. Fastred's been gone all day, so I dug around in Claude's tent and found a bunch of crap. I asked him what they were and he was like "That is what I plan on using to wrap around me when I ask for your mother ..(blah blah blah insert trite poetic romantic shit here)." So, I was like "Do you plan on doing that anytime this week ( Read more... )

I've been hitting on Fastred for awhile. I brought him to my 'temporary' home (ie. Claude's my Little Pont tent) and stuff. He keeps leaving and stuttering over what his job is. It's cute. Very endearing. His job gets in the way of sex though ( Read more... )

I went to work today. Jade has good aim. She almost darted me in the gonads when the whiney little princess like really severely annoyed her. Halfway during a severe dartboard session, my earplugs fell out. That did not make me happy.

Mum still won't let me in the house and Dad just got home. All the lights are off in the house, which means they ( Read more... )

Dad is away, Mum went crazy and threw me out of the house last night. He demanded I stay in our backyard with Claude so when Dad comes home he can deal with me. Apparently, sleeping with Voronwe and this sexy little vixen ticked him off ( Read more... )

*starts shooting and random moving objects*

Haha, caught someone right in the ass.

I've been going to school. I don't even think I'm registered but whatever, I was bored and there are poor children to harass. Ugly little wankers they are too, I never saw uglier kids in my life. Mum is talking about finding a boarding school for me or shipping me off around the world until someone wants me for slave labour. The only person in my ( Read more... )