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[bela_stardust]

Some days it's not even worth waking up.

Oh well, at least my penis is incredibly larger.

Comments

[brilthor]

...and they wondered why I never wanted to go through hormone replacement therapy, or at least why I insisted it be tested on Florence first. Anyway. What the hell happened?

[bela_stardust]

I was put in a box with dogs and I grew out of it. It always happens whenever one of my parents puts me in very small, contained places. The crib, the cabinet, and now the fucking box.

Broosh's tits are growing too now, grandma. I think she's actually getting a third one.

[bruschettardust]

You wish, cockknocker. Shut up about my tits.

[brilthor]

...makes sense. I think. Be good for Grandma. Stop looking at your sister's tits. Don't kill your parents. Etc.

[fagofarabia]

:O !!!

Just how much bigger are we talking? :D

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[bela_stardust]

!!!!!

Realllllly big....wanna see? :D :D

[fagofarabia]

Yayayayayay! Sure.

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[bela_stardust]

You can touch it if you want! No one's looking. 'kay. *takes off pants*