Bored bored bored

[bela_stardust]

Yeah. Fastred's been gone all day, so I dug around in Claude's tent and found a bunch of crap. I asked him what they were and he was like "That is what I plan on using to wrap around me when I ask for your mother ..(blah blah blah insert trite poetic romantic shit here)." So, I was like "Do you plan on doing that anytime this week

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[bruschettardust]

:sniff: It smells like nitro and lube down here. What are you doing?

[bela_stardust]

How do you know what lube smells like?

What does it look like genius? I'm conducting an experiment.

....Did you shut the door?

[bruschettardust]

:nag: An experiment for what? Don't be stupid, this whole house smells like lube on Thursdays. Open the window or you'll asphyxiate or something else dumb.

[bela_stardust]

You open the window! I'm busy.

And how would I know what the house smells like on Thursdays, I was kicked out by Mum. >_<

Broosh...while you're at it, hand me those matches on the window sill. These stick thingies kind of look like firecrackers.

[fastred]

*shows up* Yo.

...What the fuck happened here? o.o

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[bela_stardust]

Hey!

...um, I uh, accidently blew up part of my Dad's house. Now, my mum is trying to kill me. You hungry?

[fastred]

Sure thing.