Fah
I've been going to school. I don't even think I'm registered but whatever, I was bored and there are poor children to harass. Ugly little wankers they are too, I never saw uglier kids in my life. Mum is talking about finding a boarding school for me or shipping me off around the world until someone wants me for slave labour. The only person in my family that loves me is my Grandpa. I'm getting off track. So anyway, we had some shitty little project to do in photography.
The look on my Dad's face when I suggested pimping Broosh for extra money. This means extreme distress and annoyance. This look can be achieved by asking for a million and one things all in the course of an hour. This is one look away from the 'I'm-Going-To-Get-A-New-Hat" Look.
This is my Dad's look when he's dreading whatever is coming out of your mouth. This is caused by just entering a room and smiling at him. This is only effective with me and Broosh however. This look is sometimes given to my Mum if he sits down, smiles and says "Gloooooorrfiiiiiiie".
This is my Dad's "yeah whatever" look. This is caused by talking too much about things he has strongly voiced his disgust/dislike/absolute fucking intolerance on. This can also be caused by long conversations with me or Claude.
This is Dad's "I'm going to get anew hat" look. Mum said this look was very very rare before I was born. We see it at the house at least twenty times an hour nowadays. Mum usually coaxes him out of it with hot chocolate and cupcakes. Sometimes when it calls for desperate measures Mum gets Andronicus and Duck out and they play with them for hours. It's kind of disturbing.
Dad's less dangerous "don't fuck with me" look. This is usually the look on his face when he gets a good night's sleep. This is usually caused by me just saying "Dad".
This is Dad's "leave me the fuck alone I'm about to fuck your mum" look. That should say it all.
This is my Dad's happy face. No, really. Usually seen when he's with my Mum, the twin's do something cute, Zak or Broosh torture me, or a goblin gets killed. Also when other people he hates are in intense pain.
I think he's drunk here.
The more dangerous version of the "don't fuck with me" look. Usually accompanied with a gun just to reinforce the seriousness of the situation. This is used on me at least twice a day.
This is his come hither look. Used on Mum in the semi-privacy of their room. Little do they know I'm in league with the Melkors. This look can be seen in your very own home this summer!
You have to buy the video.
And that concludes the Guide to the many looks of Glorfie Stardust. I would do it for my Mum. But he only has three looks: "huh?" "what?" and "stupidly happy"
The look on my Dad's face when I suggested pimping Broosh for extra money. This means extreme distress and annoyance. This look can be achieved by asking for a million and one things all in the course of an hour. This is one look away from the 'I'm-Going-To-Get-A-New-Hat" Look.
This is my Dad's look when he's dreading whatever is coming out of your mouth. This is caused by just entering a room and smiling at him. This is only effective with me and Broosh however. This look is sometimes given to my Mum if he sits down, smiles and says "Gloooooorrfiiiiiiie".
This is my Dad's "yeah whatever" look. This is caused by talking too much about things he has strongly voiced his disgust/dislike/absolute fucking intolerance on. This can also be caused by long conversations with me or Claude.
This is Dad's "I'm going to get anew hat" look. Mum said this look was very very rare before I was born. We see it at the house at least twenty times an hour nowadays. Mum usually coaxes him out of it with hot chocolate and cupcakes. Sometimes when it calls for desperate measures Mum gets Andronicus and Duck out and they play with them for hours. It's kind of disturbing.
Dad's less dangerous "don't fuck with me" look. This is usually the look on his face when he gets a good night's sleep. This is usually caused by me just saying "Dad".
This is Dad's "leave me the fuck alone I'm about to fuck your mum" look. That should say it all.
This is my Dad's happy face. No, really. Usually seen when he's with my Mum, the twin's do something cute, Zak or Broosh torture me, or a goblin gets killed. Also when other people he hates are in intense pain.
I think he's drunk here.
The more dangerous version of the "don't fuck with me" look. Usually accompanied with a gun just to reinforce the seriousness of the situation. This is used on me at least twice a day.
This is his come hither look. Used on Mum in the semi-privacy of their room. Little do they know I'm in league with the Melkors. This look can be seen in your very own home this summer!
You have to buy the video.
And that concludes the Guide to the many looks of Glorfie Stardust. I would do it for my Mum. But he only has three looks: "huh?" "what?" and "stupidly happy"