I know I posted a bunch of these in a row, but this just has to be shared with the world. No Digimon this time (shocker for me). Instead, I’m bringing a gem from a smaller fandom ( Read more... )

Some of these are semi-NSFW.

Digimon

"She just walked away licking off your semen like it was gameshow slime."
Wut?

"I had them not shoot you for the soul purpose to annoy you." Leomon explained to T.K.
"They" are cupids that make you fall in love with random shit. This fic was awful and full of bashing. From the same fic, we have-He then ( Read more... )

Got a buttload of quotes from my favorite fandoms.

( Here we Go )

From the JUST IN page of the Pit.

Hadrian No-Last-Name
Harry Potter, renamed Hadrian No-Last-Name by his savior and teacher (Clementine Coster), returns to England, his homeland, at the call of Severus Snape for the Order and his twin brother. Something Clementine Coster (OFC) said in passing to Severus begins to run it's course, tying the five of ( Read more... )

For some reason I delved into bible fanfiction in the pit. I don't know what I was thinking... I will not actually spork this because I have no idea where to even start

Oh crap, I'm pregnant
Jesus cheated on his husband, Satan, with Nicolas Cage and is now in labour, about to give birth. Includes: MPREG, Slight Gore, M/M, crocs and Miranda ( Read more... )

I found Digimon's squickiest fic. It's called Digimon Capture Adventure. I have done a full spork, but I won't post it here. Instead, I will post a choice portion of the fic with my pictures edited out (I'm very image-heavy in my sporks). The full version will (at some point) be on my sporking comm. My comments are in bold.

EDIT- Full spork is ( Read more... )

I'm still in bed sick, so here are the summaries I mentioned in the previous post.

( Spork away! )

I'm in bed sick, so what better way to amuse the clouded brain than reading some badfic?

At first, I only wanted to post some summaries, but this one made me look:

The Contract From HellAll is quiet in the skyscraper...until Misa barges in with a contract signed by Light saying he will MARRY HER! Panic ensues where L, Light, and Matsuda are ( Read more... )

YOU ARE BEEN INFLUENCED BY MARINE WORLD WITCHCRAFTY .
(source)

This post is to update the request process and change the mod to whom requests are sent ( Read more... )