For some reason I delved into bible fanfiction in the pit. I don't know what I was thinking... I will not actually spork this because I have no idea where to even start
Oh crap, I'm pregnantJesus cheated on his husband, Satan, with Nicolas Cage and is now in labour, about to give birth. Includes: MPREG, Slight Gore, M/M, crocs and Miranda Cosgrove. You have been pre-warned.
I wont c/p everything bad here because a) it's nearly everything and b) the fic has less than 650 words. Just follow the link. Warning by me: Don't eat or drink before reading this.
Oh, and this is the
sequel