The past tense - the future - nothing matters now
I act on my own and I'm to blameRip me a new one. But constructively, please. I'm sure an intelligent person such as yourself can balance scathing and polite at the same time ( Read more... )

Character: Cole Turner ║ Belthazor
Species: Half-demon
Extra-human/abnormal abilities, if any?: Check it out

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Since Charmed absolutely, positively suuuuuuuuucksssssssss so hard on fleshing out secondary characters besides its chosen few, I'm making a placeholder to fill in shit that IN AN IDEAL SERIES would have been addressed. But whatever. It's not like I'm bitter about what those pricks did to my favorite demonic douche. Pfft. Noooooo.

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So, just out of curiosity - purely hypothetical question... But has anyone gone and literally fucked their warden over?

[Somewhat awkward pause.]

Just wondering here.

[Private to Misato, added later:]
Hey, considering you basically drained my entire alcohol stash, I'd appreciate a refill at some point.

Golly gee, these floods have just been super lately! [Sarcasm is how Bel shows he cares. ...It's a deep-down kind of caring. Deeeeeeep doooown.]

Damon, you're a dick. Not that it's news, but it's worth repeating. Try that dunking shit now and we'll see who comes out the worse for it.

And now back to the usual boring, day-to-day, pointless Barge ( Read more... )

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[So Belthazor is waiting up on deck for Misato to come and give him the skinny on what the hell he's supposed to be doing for this. There's a bit of him that's twitching at the idea of playing the double agent game again because it just went so well last time... But then he snorts, leaning against the railing, scowling slightly at the inky sky ( Read more... )

[Someone just woke up and he is not a happy camper. 8|]

I'd ask just what the hell that was all about, but fuck the inevitable puns. Between electrocuting my own damn self and then passing out for however long that lasted... [Sounds of yoinking out various med-type things - I don't know what gets done to hiatus-coma-people in the infirmary.] Screw ( Read more... )

Note for further reference: demon physiology makes it a bitch and a half to get wasted. [A long-suffering sigh before rolling his eyes.] Least this flood was marginally more tolerable than the last one, and a number of you went out of your way to make it enjoyable enough. You know who you are. [Exaggerated wink not really aimed at anyone in ( Read more... )