✇ eight;; rawr i say. rawr. :|

[athames]

[Someone just woke up and he is not a happy camper. 8|]

I'd ask just what the hell that was all about, but fuck the inevitable puns. Between electrocuting my own damn self and then passing out for however long that lasted... [Sounds of yoinking out various med-type things - I don't know what gets done to hiatus-coma-people in the infirmary.] Screw

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[victimofnoone]

I'd say it was probably karma.

[athames]

No. Please. Stop. I just might choke on all the sympathy you're tossing my way.

Also? Still talking to me.

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[victimofnoone]

You're a demon. I figured you wouldn't believe in sympathy.

I know. I've come to terms with our friendship-- or lack thereof. Don't worry about it.

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[athames]

No, I know you humans can't help yourself for the most part. Though that's neither here nor there what with my rampant sarcasm.

Damn. And here I was enjoying poking at the hypocrisy you had going on. Now I'll have to find some other hobby.

[notarrowette]

...You electrocuted yourself?

[athames]

No, I just made that up because it sounds so glamorous.

[notarrowette]

Well, you must be feeling better. Your sarcasm is impressive. How did you manage to do that?

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[athames]

I try my best.

Damned if I know. [He flexes a hand, conjuring up one of his lightning balls before dousing it with a scowl.] But I intend to find out.

[herbination]

Are you certain you're well enough to move? Electrocuting yourself sounds rather -- bad.

[athames]

I've had however many days of bed rest to get well, thanks for your budding concern. [The sarcasm - it buuuurns. Sorry, Neville, he's just. A very cranky half-demon. IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S HIM.]

[herbination]

I don't know you, so of course I didn't know you were in the infirmary. I apologize if my concern seems out of nowhere. It's not my business, I realize.

[I didn't expect warm fuzzies. :)]

[athames]

You can shove your apologies already. [An exasperated snort, which. Is probably as close to a "S'ALRIGHT" as he can get at this point.] It's not as if I was expecting a convoy of get-well flowers after waking up - not that I expected going into a coma or having my p-

[Some grumbling, before counting to ten. He's still bitchy when he talks again, but the edge is gone. Mostly.]

...Who the hell are you, anyway.

[youcandielater]

How about rewarding the woman who dragged your sorry ass to the infirmary with some answers? What the fuck was that?

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[athames]

Sorry I didn't notice you the first time, I was a little too busy being unconscious to draft up a thank you note. [HE'S GRATEFUL. REALLY. ....DEEEEEP DOWN.]

Someone decided to screw around with my powers, that's what fucking happened.

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[youcandielater]

[LINEFACE.] I'll accept your sarcasm as a belated apology.

Wait. What? Do you know who?

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[athames]

Yeah, how inconsiderate of me. I'll be sure to schedule in the next seizure I end up getting.

[Oh yeah, Bel is back in his room by now, and. ...Yeah, that's a bigass knife he's been stabbing into the arm of his chair. No biggie.] If I knew that, I sure as hell wouldn't be sitting here.

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[yousethimfree]

You alright?

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[athames]

I'll live.

Still amazingly pissed about the whole thing, but.

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[yousethimfree]

How long have you been out?

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[athames]

Long enough that congratulations are in order, it'd seem. Heard that you got yourself graduated while I was out.