Okay, this right here? Is not packing for a cruise. No one in their right mind needs this many suits while on a boat. ...Though they are really nice suits. Is th- Holy crap, it's Armani. Well, all other mystery aside, I have damned good taste. Think I'll still opt out of the three-pieces for now because this is definitely more shorts weather ( Read more... )

[Kay, so you've got a room that looks a hell of a lot like a posh San Francisco apartment. And there's an annoyed eleven-ish looking boy in what used to be to be tailored suit. ...Those cuffs are going to be a serious problem judging from how far up he's had to roll them.I don't suppose there's an actual explanation for whatever the hell just ( Read more... )

...Well. Because the evil bureaucracies weren't fun enough the first time around. Showed how rusty I've gotten, that's for damn sure. Alastair, you are the crappiest administrator I've ever seen. And let me tell you, I've been around the block a few times on that front. Really now.

Sylar. Durden. Costigan. You'd all make pretty decent demons. ( Read more... )

[OPEN CITIZEN FILTER because you don't pay attention to this sort of thing when bleeding. And Bel is. Like, a lot.]

Shit- Belthazor, reporting in. Resistance bastards spotted in market district, along with possible intruders from the Barge. Already have one squad dealing with it, but -[Hiss of pain goes here.] - more the merrier, right? So get on ( Read more... )

See, the nice thing about being raised in hell dimensions? You learn how to lurk. And you learn a lot by just keeping your head down and your ears open. I gotta hand it to you, Barge, you can certainly make a demon homesick. Mass murder, torture - all we need is a little more screaming going on and it'll be like I never left. Minus the vampires, of ( Read more... )

Goddamn bounty hunters... You'd think by now, at least, they'd have gotten the memo and found some other mark to go after. I'm getting pretty tired of having to vanquish one every time I turn around.

[more grumbling before a pause]All right, what the hell's going on here? There isn't a plane existing that I can't shimmer out of, and I know damn ( Read more... )