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[athames]

See, the nice thing about being raised in hell dimensions? You learn how to lurk. And you learn a lot by just keeping your head down and your ears open. I gotta hand it to you, Barge, you can certainly make a demon homesick. Mass murder, torture - all we need is a little more screaming going on and it'll be like I never left. Minus the vampires, of

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[you_run_i_chase]

Keeping your head down is a good fucking thing when shit like this happens.

[athames]

A brilliant insight I've managed to come to on my own. Shock of shocks, I know.

So is there a name to go along with such stunning intelligence.

[you_run_i_chase]

I'm really fucking proud of you.

I'm Miss Parker, who the hell are you?

[athames]

Gee, and I was just aching for some kind of approval. Do I get a gold star?

Belthazor - good call on the hell part.

[sonotahunter]

I would offer a game of chess, but I'm afraid being locked away in the equivalent of the barge basement curtails any gestures toward sociability.

[athames]

Meh, chess isn't really my game, but I suppose beggars can't be choosers - if the option was available.

Who're you and what'd you do to end up with that kind of time-out?

[sonotahunter]

Bela Talbot, and I set and angel on fire.

[athames]

...Very nice.

Belthazor. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.

[yousethimfree]

[Ruby sounds a bit perturbed. She hasn't seen enough Charmed to know this vampire thing, but that sounds really crappy.] I was wondering where you were.

[athames]

[Underworld politics is just one gigantic snarl of bitchery. This are fact. 8(]

...Sorry. [He might actually mean that too. Stupid emotions. So of course he's gonna change subjects with snark on the side!] So have you managed to avoid being turned into a breathing bendy straw or what?

[yousethimfree]

[She's such an equal rights demon.]

Yeah. Went hunting, actually. Killed a bear. It was fun, and hopefully, it'll take the edge off for someone out there.

[tadwizard]

Maybe vampires aren't in hell 'cause they're not evil? Sure, they drink blood, but that doesn't make a guy evil, you know.

[athames]

Just 'cause they're a different kind of demon doesn't mean they're still not demons, kid.

...Okay, for shits and giggles, how then do you define what makes a guy evil.

[tadwizard]

No, the fact that they're not demons is what means they're not demons.

I don't know. Killing in cold blood, I guess? It's kind of hard to define, but not drinking blood. Drinking blood is more like...foreplay.

[athames]

Well, they are where I'm from - and I'm pretty sure that nothing that drinks blood can really qualify as 'human' wherever you come from.

I never understood the phrase "in cold blood". In fact, I've always found that one gets all pumped up and anything but cold when killing. Huh. Maybe it's just me.

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[victimofnoone]

I'm getting kind of bored too and my favorite god of mischief isn't around anymore. Any interest in helping me create a little mayhem?

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[athames]

[Teasing:] I don't know, I'm kind of crushed being your second string here.

What'd you have in mind?

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[victimofnoone]

Don't worry, Spence. You're my favorite inmate.

Tormenting my warden in non-violent ways. I'm thinking assaulting her room somehow, maybe stealing some stuff. We start small to build trust or whatever and go from there.