[Someone just woke up and he is not a happy camper. 8|]

I'd ask just what the hell that was all about, but fuck the inevitable puns. Between electrocuting my own damn self and then passing out for however long that lasted... [Sounds of yoinking out various med-type things - I don't know what gets done to hiatus-coma-people in the infirmary.] Screw ( Read more... )

See, the nice thing about being raised in hell dimensions? You learn how to lurk. And you learn a lot by just keeping your head down and your ears open. I gotta hand it to you, Barge, you can certainly make a demon homesick. Mass murder, torture - all we need is a little more screaming going on and it'll be like I never left. Minus the vampires, of ( Read more... )

Goddamn bounty hunters... You'd think by now, at least, they'd have gotten the memo and found some other mark to go after. I'm getting pretty tired of having to vanquish one every time I turn around.

[more grumbling before a pause]All right, what the hell's going on here? There isn't a plane existing that I can't shimmer out of, and I know damn ( Read more... )