Torchwood Formal Supper, First Annual

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and other classy genders (or lack thereof) to the Torchwood Celebratory Supper!

We are gathered here today to eat pizza, fairy cakes, croissanwiches, and tiny nibbles on sticks in honour of Max, who is six months old today, and the new Torchwood "documentary", Children of Earth, airing next week (probably).

Comments

[ruth76]

Groping and pizza would make the Last Supper 100% more fun!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Technically we don't know there wasn't groping and pizza at the Last Supper.

Well. Jack might.

[lawsontl]

If Jack was there, there was groping. Why do you think it was the LAST supper, hm?

[ask_arealdoctor]

Oh bloody hell, Ianto. As if Jack didn't have an ego to begin with; now he'll think he's "bigger than Jesus".

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Actually, if you superimpose that version over the final draft, he's slightly smaller.

[ask_captainjack]

Oi!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Take it up with Leonardo da Vinci!

I'm sure you're bigger where it counts.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Oooh, Teriyaki chicken on sticks. Don't mind if I do!

(There's a container for the used sticks at the end of the buffet table next to the condiments. Jack gets upset if we waste sticks.)

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Keep an eye on them, Jack tends to nick sticks out of peoples' hands. Sometimes with his teeth.

[gwen_e_cooper]

I've noticed!

He tied a stick in a BOW. With his tongue.

No wonder you, erm... weren't too upset about the surprise wedding.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

He certainly has some unpublicised skills.

Well, until he publicises them.

[ask_janet]

are the fairy cakes made from real fairies?

i'm convinced you people never work anymore. i bet i could strip down and run about the plass, singing clang clang clang went the trolley right now and no one would stop me.

carla is pretty chewy. what is the cholesterol content of baristas?

[gwen_e_cooper]

No!

Well. Okay. One is made from real fairies. It has gray frosting and a cherry on top and I've put it in the breakroom for you.

Don't eat CARLA. Please.

[ask_janet]

THEY SAID I COULD EAT CARLA. NOT SANDY. SANDY IS SAFE.

it's too late for this cautionary tale to make any difference on reality.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

The fairy cakes are made from real chocolate, which is more delicious!

[paragraphs]

What could possibly go wrong?

Interesting how my first thought was "Everything?"

Happy Birthday Max! I'll take some stick nibbles! I'm watching my weight!

[ask_arealdoctor]

Don't nibble the sticks! Here, have some crudites -- I made sure that we have healthy snacks on hand. :)

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I'm sure nothing at all will go wrong today. It's a party! Those are known for going smoothly.