Torchwood Formal Supper, First Annual

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and other classy genders (or lack thereof) to the Torchwood Celebratory Supper!

We are gathered here today to eat pizza, fairy cakes, croissanwiches, and tiny nibbles on sticks in honour of Max, who is six months old today, and the new Torchwood "documentary", Children of Earth, airing next week (probably).

Comments

[gwen_e_cooper]

Oooh, Teriyaki chicken on sticks. Don't mind if I do!

(There's a container for the used sticks at the end of the buffet table next to the condiments. Jack gets upset if we waste sticks.)

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Keep an eye on them, Jack tends to nick sticks out of peoples' hands. Sometimes with his teeth.

[gwen_e_cooper]

I've noticed!

He tied a stick in a BOW. With his tongue.

No wonder you, erm... weren't too upset about the surprise wedding.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

He certainly has some unpublicised skills.

Well, until he publicises them.

[ask_captainjack]

Nobody is better at stick management than Captain Jack Harkness. I have loads of stick tricks you haven't seen yet!

[gwen_e_cooper]

We've got Pimm's and a camera, Jack.

And we've got allllll night.

[ask_arealdoctor]

We also have champagne! Have some bubbly, lovely!

[gwen_e_cooper]

Thank you, Martha!

Mmm. Fizzy on my nose! *toasts*

[lawsontl]

Oh, cool! Every little skewer has the Torchwood logo etched into them. You guys think of everything!

[ask_arealdoctor]

Jack did that to make sure nobody nicks his precious sticks.

Don't be a stick-nicker!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

If they did, we'd catch them. Then they'd be a nicked stick nicker. Nicked by sticklers!

[neifile7]

Their lives not worth a nickel, once Jack gets on the stick.

[ask_captainjack]

Lawsontl is permitted to nom the meat on the sticks...Just don't take the sticks off Torchwood premises! The sticks stay here!

[neifile7]

They stick around. Like all of us, really.

[lawsontl]

*feeds Max bits of chicken under the table, attempts to look innocent*

[neifile7]

Max can lick your sticky fingers!