Torchwood Formal Supper, First Annual
Welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and other classy genders (or lack thereof) to the Torchwood Celebratory Supper!
We are gathered here today to eat pizza, fairy cakes, croissanwiches, and tiny nibbles on sticks in honour of Max, who is six months old today, and the new Torchwood "documentary", Children of Earth, airing next week (probably).
Little known but truefact: Leonardo da Vinci had a sexy model for his "first draft" of the Last Supper. Jack, are you groping James the Elder? And is that a pizza?
Please, take a seat -- NOT ON THE SUBETHERIC RESONATOR -- and have some nibbles.
After all, Torchwood's entire team, pets, and most of our allies are gathered together in one place. What could possibly go wrong?
We are gathered here today to eat pizza, fairy cakes, croissanwiches, and tiny nibbles on sticks in honour of Max, who is six months old today, and the new Torchwood "documentary", Children of Earth, airing next week (probably).
Little known but truefact: Leonardo da Vinci had a sexy model for his "first draft" of the Last Supper. Jack, are you groping James the Elder? And is that a pizza?
Please, take a seat -- NOT ON THE SUBETHERIC RESONATOR -- and have some nibbles.
After all, Torchwood's entire team, pets, and most of our allies are gathered together in one place. What could possibly go wrong?