Torchwood Formal Supper, First Annual

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and other classy genders (or lack thereof) to the Torchwood Celebratory Supper!

We are gathered here today to eat pizza, fairy cakes, croissanwiches, and tiny nibbles on sticks in honour of Max, who is six months old today, and the new Torchwood "documentary", Children of Earth, airing next week (probably).

Comments

[ask_arealdoctor]

Oh bloody hell, Ianto. As if Jack didn't have an ego to begin with; now he'll think he's "bigger than Jesus".

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Actually, if you superimpose that version over the final draft, he's slightly smaller.

[ask_captainjack]

Oi!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Take it up with Leonardo da Vinci!

I'm sure you're bigger where it counts.

[ask_captainjack]

You're talking about the bits under the table huh?

[lawsontl]

Yes, I do believe he means little CJ and his two disciples.

[ametto]

I loled.

[ask_arealdoctor]

I feel like I should apologise to my grandmother just for being in hearing range of all this!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Mainly your cock, yes.

[ask_captainjack]

I'm more effective than Jesus. Jesus didn't save planets by shooting things in the face. Or if he did it was in the Apocrypha and I didn't read it.