eins // diary of the awesome me entry 001

[armywithcountry]

-- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'VE GOTTEN IT TO WORK! AS IF ANY FOREIGN PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY COULD POSSIBLY BE A MATCH FOR THE GREAT AND BRILLIANT PRUSSIA! PRAISE ME!

So all I have to do is shout into these little holes and people will hear me, huh? AWESOME!

[There's a brief pause as Prussia tries to figure out how to ask where the hell he is, what the

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[weiss_tank]

You know, I agree with you, unfortunately we don't know who's doing this.

Hi, welcome to the most fucked up situation possible.

. . . or I could, you know, not fuck up HTML this time

[armywithcountry]

[Prussia makes a sound that is nothing like a yelp, okay, more like a manly grunt of surprise, and drops the phone, whirling around.]

Who's there?!

[Checks behind him.]

[Checks the cabinets.]

[Checks under the couch.]

[Picks up the phone and eyes it suspiciously.]

What, this thing talks back? Weird.

Don't worry, I saw nothing

[weiss_tank]

What? The phone? Of course it talks back! Don't worry, it doesn't bite.

[armywithcountry]

As if the awesome me would ever be worried over something this insignificant!

[Holding it slightly away from his ear just in case it does.]

Who are you, anyway?

[wolf_faerie]

...you're much too loud.

[armywithcountry]

Well, of course I'm loud. How else are people supposed to hear me through these tiny holes?

[wolf_faerie]

You don't have to speak so loudly. Just speak normally and people will still hear you!

[armywithcountry]

. . . that's stupid. How does that even make sense? Can't be witchcraft, I stopped believing in that ages ago.

[But he quickly crosses himself just in case. He may not technically be Catholic anymore, but some old habits die hard.]

[hateslonglines]

.....

Not again....

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[armywithcountry]

. . . Austria? That you?

[armywithcountry]

So you are behind this! You bastard! Just wait, I'm coming over to kick your ass! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[armywithcountry]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . . .

[The laughter fades away and there's the sound of a door being slammed shut. You may be able to hear very faint cackling in the distance.]

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[itdidntgrow]

[itdidntgrow]

It most certainly is not Austria's fault! Now please be quiet, your voice is giving me a headache.

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[armywithcountry]

. . . not you. Go away.

[armywithcountry]

Wait, if it's not that pansy's fault, whose is it? Yours? Because I gotta say, while it's about time you realized how awesome I am, kidnapping me and stealing my clothes is a really weird way to catch my attention.

[cheesewithwine]

I had nothing to do with this, NOW IF YOU WILL SHU--...

Prussia? You....are the other Proshia then?

[armywithcountry]

What? Who is this? Do I know you?

. . . other Prussia? Oi, there's only enough awesome in the world for one of me! Is someone trying to steal my name? Because I will kick their ass!

[cheesewithwine]

I am Fransu, I am....the other France so in a sense since you know that other France, you only know a part of me.

Honestly, you are just like her. However, Proshia is dead...Kalin her daughter, is all that remains of her unfortunately. Surely you don't still wish to kick her ass, do you?

[armywithcountry]

France? No, that's impossible, you're not -- you can't be -- [OH GOD IS FRANCE A TRAP TOO. NO, WAIT, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, THE GUY STRIPS DOWN ALL THE TIME. OH GOD DO THEY ALL TURN INTO GIRLS AT SOME POINT WHAT IS GOING ON.] This is a really stupid prank, whoever this is! I know France, he's a complete bastard and he is definitely a guy!

That proves that this 'Proshia' is a fake then - I am way too awesome to ever die or to have a kid. And I'll kick whoever's ass I want!