eins // diary of the awesome me entry 001

[armywithcountry]

-- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'VE GOTTEN IT TO WORK! AS IF ANY FOREIGN PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY COULD POSSIBLY BE A MATCH FOR THE GREAT AND BRILLIANT PRUSSIA! PRAISE ME!

So all I have to do is shout into these little holes and people will hear me, huh? AWESOME!

[There's a brief pause as Prussia tries to figure out how to ask where the hell he is, what the

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[hateslonglines]

.....

Not again....

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[armywithcountry]

. . . Austria? That you?

[armywithcountry]

So you are behind this! You bastard! Just wait, I'm coming over to kick your ass! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[armywithcountry]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . . .

[The laughter fades away and there's the sound of a door being slammed shut. You may be able to hear very faint cackling in the distance.]

[armywithcountry]

[A couple minutes pass, and then the sound of a door being slammed open. Prussia picks up the phone again.]

. . . hey, where are you?

[hateslonglines]

Do you ever learn?

I happen to be nowhere near you.

[armywithcountry]

When you're born this awesome, you don't need to learn anything. Especially anything from weaklings like you.

Guess I'll just have to find and invade you myself, then! It can't be too hard if you're somewhere in this pathetic little town.

[hateslonglines]

All four previous times you have been here, you pulled the same thing. Minus the two times you tried to eat the phone and the one time where you were a child.

My name is printed on the mailbox, of course it is simple.

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[armywithcountry]

Are you crazy? I've never been here in my life, and definitely not as a child! Or did you miss my awesome so much that you started hallucinating I was here? Because that's kinda creepy.

Awesome! Prepare to have your vital regions seized again!

[STORMS OUT.]

[armywithcountry]

[About half an hour later or however long it takes to get around town, STORMS BACK IN.]

Liar! Your name isn't on any of these mailboxes!

[Guess who was totally looking for Austria and not Roderich whateverthefuck.]

[hateslonglines]

[Since he really didn't give him time to answer he's just going to be here waiting...doing random things until you come back.]

It took you long enough...what name are you looking for?

[armywithcountry]

Austria, of course! What other name would I be looking for?

[hateslonglines]

Roderich Edelstein....or more appropriately the Edelsteins.

[armywithcountry]

What? Why are you going by your human name? And you're not even letting Hungary keep her own last name? Some dual monarchy that is.

[hateslonglines]

It wasn't by my choice, this town just chooses what name you go by. Much like names, this place also tells you who you are married too.

For example Hungary currently living with Japan, that is why her last name is Honda. And it isn't like we're married anymore so she is free to do whatever she wishes to do.

[armywithcountry]

I'm not married to anyone! Especially not this hag! I love being alone!

-- Hungary's married to Japan? You mean that country in the Orient that no one's even seen in the past two hundred years? And -- wait, you two separated?! I mean, I always knew she'd leave your sissy ass one day, but -- when did this happen and why didn't anyone tell me?