eins // diary of the awesome me entry 001
-- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'VE GOTTEN IT TO WORK! AS IF ANY FOREIGN PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY COULD POSSIBLY BE A MATCH FOR THE GREAT AND BRILLIANT PRUSSIA! PRAISE ME!
So all I have to do is shout into these little holes and people will hear me, huh? AWESOME!
[There's a brief pause as Prussia tries to figure out how to ask where the hell he is, what the hell is going on, and why the hell there were pictures of him with a family he very distinctly does not remember having without having to actually reveal that he is completely clueless and in the possibly the least awesome situation ever.
SOLUTION: Blame someone else and then kick his ass.]
Hey, four-eyes, I bet this is all your fault! I knew that Congress was a trap all along! Luring me to your house just so you could drug me and steal my clothes, how wimpy! It's not going to work - I can take you on without a weapon, just watch me! And you better not have done anything to my Iron Cross!
. . . unless that bastard France is behind this - no, wait, I woke up with clothes on, it can't have been him. Someone else, then? Russia would find this sort of shit funny, and England's always been a shifty bastard. Or maybe it was Hungary . . . Ahhhh, whatever, I don't care! Whoever you are, come out and fight me like a man!
So all I have to do is shout into these little holes and people will hear me, huh? AWESOME!
[There's a brief pause as Prussia tries to figure out how to ask where the hell he is, what the hell is going on, and why the hell there were pictures of him with a family he very distinctly does not remember having without having to actually reveal that he is completely clueless and in the possibly the least awesome situation ever.
SOLUTION: Blame someone else and then kick his ass.]
Hey, four-eyes, I bet this is all your fault! I knew that Congress was a trap all along! Luring me to your house just so you could drug me and steal my clothes, how wimpy! It's not going to work - I can take you on without a weapon, just watch me! And you better not have done anything to my Iron Cross!
. . . unless that bastard France is behind this - no, wait, I woke up with clothes on, it can't have been him. Someone else, then? Russia would find this sort of shit funny, and England's always been a shifty bastard. Or maybe it was Hungary . . . Ahhhh, whatever, I don't care! Whoever you are, come out and fight me like a man!