eins // diary of the awesome me entry 001

[armywithcountry]

-- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'VE GOTTEN IT TO WORK! AS IF ANY FOREIGN PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY COULD POSSIBLY BE A MATCH FOR THE GREAT AND BRILLIANT PRUSSIA! PRAISE ME!

So all I have to do is shout into these little holes and people will hear me, huh? AWESOME!

[There's a brief pause as Prussia tries to figure out how to ask where the hell he is, what the

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[itdidntgrow]

[itdidntgrow]

It most certainly is not Austria's fault! Now please be quiet, your voice is giving me a headache.

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[armywithcountry]

. . . not you. Go away.

[armywithcountry]

Wait, if it's not that pansy's fault, whose is it? Yours? Because I gotta say, while it's about time you realized how awesome I am, kidnapping me and stealing my clothes is a really weird way to catch my attention.

[itdidntgrow]

I can't think of a reason in the world I would ever want your clothing, or for that matter want you anywhere in my vicinity.

[armywithcountry]

Obviously, you're hoping that some of my awesome will rub off on you. It won't work, you know.

Or - hey, this better not be some sort of bizarre way to stop me from taking control over the Confederation. Because it's mine whether you like it or not, and that sissy boy's certainly not getting his hands on it!

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[itdidntgrow]

Whatever it is you have, I certainly don't want.

[itdidntgrow]

And what confederation?

[armywithcountry]

. . . what do you mean what Confederation? What, does Austria not tell you anything or let you go outside these days? Not that I'd blame him.

[itdidntgrow]

The only one who dictates my business is myself! [ A little harsher than is needed - sorry, Austria - but she's still a little wary over the whole USSR thing. ]

GDI I AM JUST FULL OF FAIL TODAY

[armywithcountry]

[So I totally thought that Hungary and Austria were married when Prussia captured Silesia, but uh the actual compromise wasn't until 1867 and evidently they were just living together, IDEK. I need to go refresh on my Hetalia canon, clearly. ANYWAY SORRY ABOUT THAT]

Haaaaah? What are you talking about? You trail after that sissy aristocrat like a dog!

[itdidntgrow]

Just because you can't understand basic human relationships doesn't mean we all cannot.

[armywithcountry]

Why would I want to understand human relationships? I'm not human. And I'm so much better off by myself, anyway! No one to drain all the awesome from me, hahahahahaha!

[itdidntgrow]

Yes, I can see why you would be worried about that, since you only have half a drop of it to start with-put generously.

[armywithcountry]

Hey, I'm made entirely of awesome! You just can't recognize it because you've been living with the most unawesome country in the world for too long.

[itdidntgrow]

[ SIGH. ] Why on Earth would you come here, of all people.