eins // diary of the awesome me entry 001

[armywithcountry]

-- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'VE GOTTEN IT TO WORK! AS IF ANY FOREIGN PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY COULD POSSIBLY BE A MATCH FOR THE GREAT AND BRILLIANT PRUSSIA! PRAISE ME!

So all I have to do is shout into these little holes and people will hear me, huh? AWESOME!

[There's a brief pause as Prussia tries to figure out how to ask where the hell he is, what the

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[weiss_tank]

You know, I agree with you, unfortunately we don't know who's doing this.

Hi, welcome to the most fucked up situation possible.

. . . or I could, you know, not fuck up HTML this time

[armywithcountry]

[Prussia makes a sound that is nothing like a yelp, okay, more like a manly grunt of surprise, and drops the phone, whirling around.]

Who's there?!

[Checks behind him.]

[Checks the cabinets.]

[Checks under the couch.]

[Picks up the phone and eyes it suspiciously.]

What, this thing talks back? Weird.

Don't worry, I saw nothing

[weiss_tank]

What? The phone? Of course it talks back! Don't worry, it doesn't bite.

[armywithcountry]

As if the awesome me would ever be worried over something this insignificant!

[Holding it slightly away from his ear just in case it does.]

Who are you, anyway?

[weiss_tank]

I'm Ken, and uh...there's no need to yell. So yeah, you're stuck in this town called Mayfield that likes to eat people and turn them into weird ass drones if they do something it doesn't like. No one knows how to escape or get home yet.

[armywithcountry]

I'm not yelling, I'm just making sure everyone can hear my awesome voice.

. . . A town. That eats people. Are you - are you one of England's? Because you're almost as crazy as he is. What the hell is a drone?

Oh My God Prussia! XD

[weiss_tank]

I'M NOT BRITISH! Their food sucks! Hell no! I'm from Japan. [calms down]

I ain't crazy either, this place is weird. You can test that out. Try leaving town, you'll just end up on the other side of the place.

THAT'S HOW EVERYONE SHOULD REACT TO HIM, BB

[armywithcountry]

I've never had England's food. Is it really that bad?

So all I have to do is destroy the town, then. That should be easy enough!

Of coures it is!

[weiss_tank]

Yes. Its bland and its horrible.

Not so easy! We've tried blowing it up already and people who go after the mayor and the police chief get droned with is BAD NEWS!

[[ooc: Heh, you actually find out later in his canon that he doesn't like British food and was bad at English in school]]

[armywithcountry]

Hahahahaha, sounds just like him.

Obviously, that just means that no one awesome enough has tried it.

. . . and hey. You keep mentioning these drone things. What the hell are they? Can I fight them?

[weiss_tank]

Drones are...well, ok. Look out your window. See those people out there with blank eyes and just a smile plastered on their face? Those are the drones. That happens to you if the town finds out you're up to no good.

They have no free will, they're like...[tries to think of something appropriate to someone obviously so old that he doesn't know what a phone is] zombies? [and fails]

[armywithcountry]

[Prussia goes to look and shivers involuntarily. He's a country, people without free will automatically creep him out. Also yeah, does not know what a zombie is, Prussia why are you so fail.]

. . . you sure they're just not really well-trained soldiers? More importantly, can I fight them?

[weiss_tank]

[Haha, they can be fail together]

No they're not well trained soldiers...honestly if you have any fighting skills at all, you could go through a crowd of them like a butter knife through water.

[armywithcountry]

HAHAHAHAHA! Awesome! Time to go kick some asses!

[There's the sound of a door being slammed open. In the distance, you may be able to hear Prussia shout, "HEY! YOU!". A few minutes later, he picks up the phone again, sounding a little shocked and depressed.]

. . . he didn't even react. Where's the fun in that?

[weiss_tank]

Dude, no free will, remember?

[armywithcountry]

But they should at least have some sort of reaction, even if they don't fight back! That was like punching a wall! And we get turned into these things? No way, I am too awesome for that to ever happen to me.