Suppletree Hills BACC: Chapter 4: The Vijayakars
~ Chapter 3~
Tash - Charlie - Hill-Chin
Okay, so, if you're still not sure what's going on, I'm back from a long hiatus with a huge update that I split into four. This post is about Tash and Charlie's eldest child, Jasmine, who recently eloped with Derek shortly before finding out she was having his baby. She was creeped on by a neighbour and then had Artemis and she and Derek were generally awesome nerdy teen parents. We continue in that vein.
Artemis: Mama like?
Jasmine: Ugh, god no. We should have adopted a NAC pianist.
Maybe growing up will make the pain of being a dissapointment less. (Spoiler alert: it doesn't.) Dammit, kid, look more pained! Don't you feel the shame??
Artemis: Never :3
Jasmine, meanwhile, is no disappointment! Plus, she's already in her LTW career!
Noting this townie. Not only is he pretty, but good god damn is that a perfect surname.
And Derek grows up well indeed, unlocking a spot in his dream job!
Derek: So, uh... whose idea was it to put Arti's bed right above ours?
Jasmine: Mine. Do you want her being woken up in the middle of the night by the noise from the creepo next door?
No midnight wakings for sweet little Arti. She's always smiling, always cleaning up the apartment... so strange.
Stranger Danger: My sweet little Jasmine has grown so tall! And pretty, too!
Jasmine: Ha haaaohdeargodIdonotwanttodie
Jasmine: Dereeek! Oh dearest husband of miiine! Come and tell me how much I love you and you love me and this guy is creeping me the fuck out~!
Stranger Danger: Ohhh. Awkward.
I guess the new landlord knew from the start I was unenamoured with him, but this is cruel and unusual!
Plus he's a camera whore. That neck of yours isn't going to get any less endangered, boy-o.
Jasmine: D8
Douchelord: oh shit what have I done
Made yourself a date with a lightning bolt is what. Better have a reeeal good excuse to miss it.
Daisy: EVERY DAY I'M WUFFLIN' ♪
I love that pets can howl along. So cute :D
Derek: Okay, dude, seriously? This is unreal.
Douchelord: Hey, what you gonna do? Fight back? I'll kick you out! You like that?
Derek: My gods you are a DOUCHE!
Douchelord: I'm here for your rent, not for your kisses.
Derek: I get the feeling you won't be getting either.
Because Jasmine is pregz0rs! And having 4 people in a 1-bed seems kinda sketch.
Also because this simply won't do. Standing room only, my ponderous pudendum.
Artemis: Did you notice how happy I am?
And how much you stalk your mother everywhere instead of going out and playing or making friends?
Artemis: YEAH!
I did, actually. ಠ_ಠ
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Artemis: Mmm. This particular tang must be malt vinegar, and the salt... spiced? Mmm, the highest class of crisp.
Kid, what you need is a hobby.
But some adorable moments will do just fine too. The next hug they share will be in a new house, after all!
Tash - Charlie - Hill-Chin
~ Chapter 5 ~