Suppletree Hills BACC: Chapter 4: Tash Dooley
~ Chapter 3~
Charlie - Vijayakar - Hill-Chin
Hello again! After that long and godawful hiatus, I've returned with an update so huge, it's actually four updates. This part is only a week in the house headed by Tash Dooley, whom we last saw being an awesome scientist and giving birth to Camphor.
We begin once more in the bedroom of a younger Dooley and his beloved, where the former has just been compensated for never getting wonderful public school sex ed.
Yarrow: My goodness, that was fun. I wonder if he'd be up for the same.
The next morning...
Yarrow: ...have I told you lately that you're -
Yarrow: the... best... thing... in my life?
Yarrow: ...ahem.
Yarrow: But really I had no idea that normal Sims are that anatomically different and I thought you'd appreciate the gesture. Are all normal people this unforgiving? My life is woe...
Yes, the biology is rather different, Yarrow. At least it allows for a rather vengeful embryo to take root in your... uh... ovule, I guess? I don't remember a jot of plant anatomy. Regardless, incoming baby! Take THAT, realism!
Shotgun engagement! (And I don't know how I disabled cutscenes, nor do I know how I managed to reenable them after this, but I digress.)
I guess that ring solved the problem. Joe now stalks Yarrow EVERY. FREAKING. WHERE. Doesn't even try to pretend he's looking at that sun thing on the wall. Just locks his eyes on the hunka hunka plant-man in the bed. And when he's not doing that (or actually sexing the bugger)...
Joe: So, Burnet. I hear you want to be a sports star someday. I've been there - I am there - and I have some advice for you. It's tough. You will need to work constantly, both in school and in the gym. You'll need to dedicate your whole life to it. And, of course, being in the public eye, you have to hold yourself to a certain moral standard. But most of all, you need to accept help where it is offered. I can train you if you want.
Burnet: Dude! Dude dude dude! Duuuude!
Joe: That's a... yes, then...?
But yep, they've got the Athletics career available to them and all of Suppletree now! I built a community centre with chess tables and a roller rink and a pool and some stages and instruments, which also means the Music career path is open! But where is this magnificent lot, you say?
Over there.
I cannot be arsed for a tour.
Yarrow and Joe: *nookie nookie nook*
Tash: *bursts in unnecessarily* Hello, kids! How's things? Because I stopped by Charlie's on the way home from work and got some loving and I have to say that you children will be seriously missing out for several decades to come. I guess as long as you're happy, though!
Joe: ...honey, can we get our own house yet?
Meanwhile, upstairs:
Burnet: Evening off for special personal training, my patoot. Dude's totally toking. Why didn't he invite me?! Angry kick!
And here's Camphor! He's looking less and less weird as time goes on. He might even end up... gasp!... handsome! Such a rarity in Suppletree!
But with a severe need for more space and privacy, the Dooleys needed a new house. So I took a Maxis one, gutted it and threw some random CC in.
The first act of making the new house more like home? Everybody skills away in the boys' room. Also the only shot of Yarrow's adorbs (maternity? paternity?) clothes before:
Poof! It's a girl with all of Joe's genetics, by name of Marian.
Marian: Oh, hello, manservant. Could you be a sweetling and fetch the Chardonnay?
Thaaat's auspicious. Joe, you horndog.
Camphor: B+? B+?? I slaved for hours and paid out of my pocket for papier maché and Sharpies... for a B+??? Will my art never be understood??
Probably, if all your house guests are more focused on the fireplace.
Genevieve: It's a lovely piece, with both Roman and Colonial accents, but it does remind one of the gosh darn stupidfaced burglar poopyhead we had a short time ago.
Wait, what? The dangers of Internetting while playing windowed :/ And also not having played since like March :///
Bringing work home: a valid way to feed your family.
I still can't eat lobster because it reminds me of Prawns. :(
Gretchen: *doonk doonk dudoonk doodoodoonk*
Gretchen: I have so many Creativity points... why didn't I get any tips?
Burnet: Because it's 3am on a Wednesday? gtfo.
Burnet: *blinders on* :D :D :D
With their couch fetish, maybe they should get their own house.
...Nah.
Marian, with actual face! Good to see plenty of Yarrow/Tash in that.
Marian: Yes, yes, I believe this room will do. You may take the servant's quarters.
Yarrow and Joe will need time to deliberate on that point, so let's give 'em a break. See you soon!
Charlie - Vijayakar - Hill-Chin
~ Chapter 5 ~