Good morning. I have pain. I do not want pain. Plz to be arranging ovary/womb removal experiments soonest. Thnx ( Read more... )

Don't ( Read more... )

You have pleased the Treehugger. You may live ( Read more... )

You mean the front page of LJ is gonna look like that forever? I thought is was just a "oooh look what we can do, aren't we clever. Bear with us we'll grow up soon."

WHERE IS MY BIG "these people spoke stuff at you" THINGIE?

You have displeased the Treehugger.

The virus has followed the usual procedure and meandered down onto my chest. Not fun.

*hacks and wheezes fitfully whilst reaching for the cough syrup*

Also my co-worker annoys me, the filing menaces me and I has a tired. Hopefully I should feel a humongous amount of better after a good night's sleep. *demolishes another tissue with mucus*

Fact: PMT and the making of travel arrangements do not go together at all well ( Read more... )

If I come to you with a question, a request for information or as it were a perfectly valid enquiry, please do not reply with a stroppy form email which lacks any information originally requested, demands items from me in CAPSLOCK (why so shouty? Twas an innocent enquiry) and links to the previously unhelpful web-page Which, if you might recall, ( Read more... )

If I have to watch any more snooker I think my brain will fall out of my ears ( Read more... )

Election debate? I know I should. I'm sick and tired of people telling me what this or that politician said when really they said something entirely different. So I really should bite the bullet and watch it.

But it's up against Burn Notice. *sadface*

And the parental units will be recording Outnumbered so I can't get the funny spy at a ( Read more... )

Point 1. Glad to see Civil Partnerships are included this time ( Read more... )