Bleh

Oct 09, 2010 11:30

Good morning. I have pain. I do not want pain. Plz to be arranging ovary/womb removal experiments soonest. Thnx ( Read more... )

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real_skeptic October 9 2010, 11:21:45 UTC
[hands over big jar of Advil]

So your government doesn't want too many children? Good, now you can remove your uterus, and claim you are doing it for Queen and Country. Very patriotic! I'd suggest letting ovaries be, though. You don't want hot flashes and osteoporosis.

I can just imagine a minister saying that in Israel. Wow, he'd lose his seat before he can draw breath after making said comment. Breeding is a sort of local holy cow.

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7tree_hugger October 10 2010, 06:48:44 UTC
Oh, it's a lot better today thank you. But I shall keep this for another time. It looks very useful.

It's not even that they don't want lots of children. They don't want POOR people to have lots of children.

Which contains more than a few flaws, not least that childhood lasts for quite a while and of course there's no way your circumstances might change during those 18 years...

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saminz October 9 2010, 13:41:10 UTC
Of course, your government is not what I would want under my carpet either. But here, I see an opening ( ... )

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7tree_hugger October 10 2010, 06:51:48 UTC
Just to be clear - I don't actually want the thing to be removed. Not really. Only for about 24 h a month anyway :D These are some pretty darn fine genes I have and should there ever be an opportunity to dilute the idiocy of the gene-pool with them I'm not against it per se. It's just willing associates I'm having trouble with :D

(There was a woman on the radio last week commenting that the worst-off in the country are the single people who work - I may have given her a "HO YUS!" and a fist pump)

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saminz October 10 2010, 08:04:02 UTC
I didn't mean to imply that you had to in any way, sorry.
I tried, around 23, just to get rid of the mess. Some of my friends did. So I just sort of assumed ;-).

I don't doubt your fine genes, either.
These days, I just pity any new person forced to go through the coming disasters. Them that won't be born with that silver spoon in their mouths, to be precise. And it seems to take the double amount of "silver" every decade, from now on....

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7tree_hugger October 10 2010, 11:36:07 UTC
It's ok, what with all the complaining that goes on in this LJ it's a valid assumption to make. You're all forgiven n that. {{{Saminz}}}

My Genes be awesome! Look at the cut of that denim!

And yes, the future might be turrible and awful, but surely that's all the more reason to fill it full of cheerful optimistic little treehuggers?

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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latin_doll October 10 2010, 12:01:18 UTC
Nononono, no restrictions on having babies. That way dictatorships and oppression lie and we don't want that.

I have more muffins than I can reasonably eat! Want one? :D

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7tree_hugger October 10 2010, 19:08:23 UTC
MUFFIN!

Yes please.

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latin_doll October 10 2010, 19:16:42 UTC

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7tree_hugger October 10 2010, 19:18:33 UTC
Om NOM NOM.

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Sorry, but who told you that? tomo2k October 10 2010, 13:51:45 UTC
There has been no mention of a limit of the size of a family in actual policy!

As far as I can tell, the quote that the media and politcos have gone for is the following:
Parents should bear more responsibility for the number of children they choose to have, and cannot expect the state to fund unlimited offspring.
- Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt

The actual policy is a limit on benefits for a household of £26,000 pa - or the median wage of the working population ( ... )

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vectorz October 11 2010, 07:44:42 UTC
*ignores everything except chocolate*

Chocolate!!!

*hugs*

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