Hippo, Birdie, Two Ewes.

Diary, what's that sound? Birthday cawed.

Diary, what does The Salmon, Master of Streams say after a pizza party? "I will show you beer and a handful of crust." Haw!

Hope you have an Endless birthday.

Diary, forget El Chupacabra. Come August, it'll be El Chupacobra reigning terror on ya'll peoples! Watch out Joes, it's The Writhes of Cobra ( Read more... )

Diary, the British in India will be slaughtered. Then we will overrun the Moslems and force their "Allah" to bow to Kali. And then the Hebrew God will fall and finally the Christian God will be cast down and forgotten. Oh, and Happy Valentine's Day ( Read more... )

Diary, do you remember my coldplague and the nutritious organic food I'm consuming to stave off Death? Today I had a Chick-Fil-A Peppermint Candy Milkshake (sans Milkshake ringtone) and some Pizza Hut slices. Where's the party, Caligula? The party is here ( Read more... )

Diary, this economy is a real fire sale. Faustian bargains everywhere ( Read more... )

Diary, a Rum-and-Coke is a slander to rum and a besmirchment of Coke. Libelled libations, litterateurs ( Read more... )

Sugar and sawdust, Diary! Sugar and sawdust are our meat and mirth ( Read more... )

Diary, I've got election hangover. I keep thinking something good comes on Thursday night TV (i.e., election debates), but it's no longer so! Oh, I know you like your 30 Rock or whatever, but it's no AMC Horrorfest ( Read more... )

Diary, animals strike curious poses! I been hacked ( Read more... )