Salem's Lotto
Diary, I've got election hangover. I keep thinking something good comes on Thursday night TV (i.e., election debates), but it's no longer so! Oh, I know you like your 30 Rock or whatever, but it's no AMC Horrorfest.
I'm considering a new idea for when I go back to school. Every time I crack open a schoolbook, I read half a paragraph and fall asleep. An inefficient way to read a chapter, fool! On the other hand, any time I take a paperback to the bathroom, I'm avidly reading it until my leg falls asleep and I have to drag myself across the floor and prop myself against the counter while I wait for the blood to circulate again. So if I take my schoolbook into the bathroom, I can read it until my leg falls asleep. I'll spare you how long that takes, but I'm disappointed if I have to leave without finishing the chapter I'm on, so you can bet I'm doing better than half a paragraph.
Diary, when Palin went to Iraq, the Iraqi journalist threw shoes at her, too. They're in her kids' closets now. Snow isn't the only white powdery substance that Alaskan is familiar with.
P.S. - who did I steal my LiveJournal pic from? I don't know, but it's better to choose a stolen pic than have a stolen pic chosen for you. Next week I might try a Stollen pic. If you surpass me in impudence, then YOU take the cake.
P.P.S. - Don't take my cake, or I'll come after you!
I'm considering a new idea for when I go back to school. Every time I crack open a schoolbook, I read half a paragraph and fall asleep. An inefficient way to read a chapter, fool! On the other hand, any time I take a paperback to the bathroom, I'm avidly reading it until my leg falls asleep and I have to drag myself across the floor and prop myself against the counter while I wait for the blood to circulate again. So if I take my schoolbook into the bathroom, I can read it until my leg falls asleep. I'll spare you how long that takes, but I'm disappointed if I have to leave without finishing the chapter I'm on, so you can bet I'm doing better than half a paragraph.
Diary, when Palin went to Iraq, the Iraqi journalist threw shoes at her, too. They're in her kids' closets now. Snow isn't the only white powdery substance that Alaskan is familiar with.
P.S. - who did I steal my LiveJournal pic from? I don't know, but it's better to choose a stolen pic than have a stolen pic chosen for you. Next week I might try a Stollen pic. If you surpass me in impudence, then YOU take the cake.
P.P.S. - Don't take my cake, or I'll come after you!