Diary, they're dancing in the streets because we outlawed all the raves - when us old folk die, they'll be dancing on our graves! Wait, how old am I? I'm supposed to BE one of those ravers! (right ( Read more... )

Diary, if there's blood in the streets, wear garlic ( Read more... )

Oh, Diary, the shame. The public shame, the private shame, the never-ending pirate shame ( Read more... )

I hear you, Diary Thing, listening in ( Read more... )

diary fiends ( Read more... )

++setting: Necrodancer’s dorm room ( Read more... )

diary, i love the sea. the sea is my mistress ( Read more... )

dear livejournal,

please don't despise me. i know i have been away for a while.

-alan

p.s. - the pirates hold me captive but they are looking the other way right now. send crackers soon! i need to distract the Death Parrot!

diary, sex is great, and lots of sex is lots greater, but... beware! take care! make sure you know your terminology! girl might get turned on if you tell her you're a nymphomaniac. but not if you tell her you're a necrophiliac. can you keep the two straight? can you ( Read more... )

diary, i'm a straight shooter, see? strayyyyt shootah! yee-haw ( Read more... )