Livejournal Friday Weakened Edition
Diary, do you remember my coldplague and the nutritious organic food I'm consuming to stave off Death? Today I had a Chick-Fil-A Peppermint Candy Milkshake (sans Milkshake ringtone) and some Pizza Hut slices. Where's the party, Caligula? The party is here!
So, I just finished watching my first episode of Dollhouse, and boy (oh, gir-irl), that shit was tight! It was like Heroes good, but without the half-season of half-hearted filler. Straight to the jugular, child! Now I have 1 and 1/2 shows to watch on TV!
True, I watch Nightly Business Report and The McLaughlin Group, but those shows don't count because they are topical and relevant. Well, not really relevant... they don't benefit me any, except on the rare trivia night.
There's also Doctor Who... and Torchwood... and not Sarah Jane Adventures, all of which I can't watch because I don't have tweaky cable, just basic cable.
Diary, Charlie Brown needs a cable-knit sweater - the reception on his shirt is bad.
Dare I mention Battlestar: Galactica? I dare, because the night is long and my post is short, though the night passes too quickly and my posts not quickly enough. Yea, though Season 2 of Galactica was gripping, I lost concern (and expanded cable) for watching Season 3. Now I say thee nae, avast! But what, ho? I'll tell you, beotch! I got my Facebook friend to post the new season spoilers so everyone's experience would be diminished. Including mine, for I read with a bit of "Eh?" and "Aiee!" at the seemingly random 'everything but the girl, yet including the kitchen sink, and a few other knick-knacks, though what you wanted was the girl' approach to having lots of stuff happen. I don't know. I'm out of that nest of Vipers. You took Eurydice, but you won't take me! Come vipe ze vindows some other day, Viper.
I considered buying some Disney stock. Surely better days ahead? A little downtrodden in part because of no recent mega-hits, yes, but what's that on the horizon? What is it, Lassie?? A new Disney movie? Could it be cash money? Could it be kish-kash for my haberdash? No, it's like Johnny Cash... dead! Yeah, the forthcoming "Race to Witch Mountain" is not what I'm looking for. Off to Witch Prison with ye! The only race to Witch-Mountain I'm interested in involves a fully-loaded Herbie (and a fully-loaded Lindsay Lohan!).
Diary, if I had a T.A.R.D.I.S., I'd go back in time and sort that girl out before she became a trainwreck.
Diary, if I had a DeLorean, I'd put it on the train tracks and have IT cause the trainwreck.
Yes, Diary, the very trainwreck I'm trying to stop. You can't change history, not one line!
So, I just finished watching my first episode of Dollhouse, and boy (oh, gir-irl), that shit was tight! It was like Heroes good, but without the half-season of half-hearted filler. Straight to the jugular, child! Now I have 1 and 1/2 shows to watch on TV!
True, I watch Nightly Business Report and The McLaughlin Group, but those shows don't count because they are topical and relevant. Well, not really relevant... they don't benefit me any, except on the rare trivia night.
There's also Doctor Who... and Torchwood... and not Sarah Jane Adventures, all of which I can't watch because I don't have tweaky cable, just basic cable.
Diary, Charlie Brown needs a cable-knit sweater - the reception on his shirt is bad.
Dare I mention Battlestar: Galactica? I dare, because the night is long and my post is short, though the night passes too quickly and my posts not quickly enough. Yea, though Season 2 of Galactica was gripping, I lost concern (and expanded cable) for watching Season 3. Now I say thee nae, avast! But what, ho? I'll tell you, beotch! I got my Facebook friend to post the new season spoilers so everyone's experience would be diminished. Including mine, for I read with a bit of "Eh?" and "Aiee!" at the seemingly random 'everything but the girl, yet including the kitchen sink, and a few other knick-knacks, though what you wanted was the girl' approach to having lots of stuff happen. I don't know. I'm out of that nest of Vipers. You took Eurydice, but you won't take me! Come vipe ze vindows some other day, Viper.
I considered buying some Disney stock. Surely better days ahead? A little downtrodden in part because of no recent mega-hits, yes, but what's that on the horizon? What is it, Lassie?? A new Disney movie? Could it be cash money? Could it be kish-kash for my haberdash? No, it's like Johnny Cash... dead! Yeah, the forthcoming "Race to Witch Mountain" is not what I'm looking for. Off to Witch Prison with ye! The only race to Witch-Mountain I'm interested in involves a fully-loaded Herbie (and a fully-loaded Lindsay Lohan!).
Diary, if I had a T.A.R.D.I.S., I'd go back in time and sort that girl out before she became a trainwreck.
Diary, if I had a DeLorean, I'd put it on the train tracks and have IT cause the trainwreck.
Yes, Diary, the very trainwreck I'm trying to stop. You can't change history, not one line!