Spotify Swims Upstream In CD-Obsessed Japan ( Read more... )

Jesus points his claw at you!

The compulsory reading list from yesteryear ( Read more... )

Lois Lane: "Clark, Jimmy Olsen is in trouble ( Read more... )

Wrong? What could be wrong with our child, Diary? We're the beautiful people, aren't we ( Read more... )

Diary, you old booze hound! I've missed you! I've missed your stank alcoholic breath. Gimme that Seagram's. There's enough for Seven ( Read more... )

Diary, I made an 'A' in Spanish class. I've forgotten how to say 'How are you?', but I've learned how to say 'You are a pretty girl'. Pretty girl, pretty pretty ( Read more... )

Diary, I'm on that like kittehs on a monorail! Ack ( Read more... )

Diary, if you follow the stock market (and... you don't), you'll have read of how the market has moved up 40% from the lows it hit this year. That's not quite the same as saying you could have made a 40% profit this year. You could have... if you bought at the bottom. I stayed with the market the whole year and I'd say I had a 12% gain. Not bad ( Read more... )

Diaries don't get stuck in bar brawls
They buy chokkit mik for narwhals

A toast to you on your birthday.