Pending Legal Action Comics #1
Lois Lane: "Clark, Jimmy Olsen is in trouble!"
Clark Kent: "Hmm. Wait here!"
Clark Kent dashes into a phone booth, then miraculously transforms (by changing his clothes super-fast) into Superman, the Man of Steel!
Lois Lane: "Umm... you do realize I can see right through that glass phone booth, don't you? You might as well have changed right in front of me."
Superman: "Great Scott! Because my Kryptonian biology gives me special x-ray vision which allows me to see through anything, I just assume that earthlings can't see through anything solid, even glass!"
Lois Lane: "Maybe if Kryptonian biology included two dicks, you could be double dicking me right now."
Superman: "I only have one dick, but it will feel like you're being double dicked!"
Lois Lane: "Yeah, I was just joking, FOOL."
Superman: "Ha ha ha. I was just joking with you, too. You can't kid a "Kidder"! Get it? "Kidder!"
Lois Lane: "Sheesh. Yes, I get it. Everyone gets it."
Superman: "Shut up. I'm gonna make *sure* you 'get it'!"
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Bonus Feature!
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Superman: "Your criminal days are over, Lex Luthor!"
Lex Luthor: "Not so fast, Superman! I hold that nosy reporter Lois Lane and that Smallville wench Lana Lang captive on the prison planet of Mybichas!"
Superman: "Great Scott! I've not encountered the planet in my universal wanderings!"
Lex Luthor: "And I'll not tell you where it is!"
*later, on a newscast*
Superman: "America, can you tell me where Mybichas at? I'm looking for Lois Lane and Lana Lang! Please tell me where to find Mybichas!"
*watching the newscast at home*
Lois Lane: *grrrr...*
*watching the newscast from prison*
Cheetah: "Hmph! And they call *ME* a cheetah!"
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More Bonus Material!
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Insect Queen: "I can't believe you caught me, Superman!"
Superman: "Now your villainous madness will find treatment at the Arkham Asylum!"
Committing Officer: "Thanks for turning in this lunatic, Superman!"
Superman: "The pleasure is all mine. I think I enjoy committing insects!"
*the next day at the Daily Planet*
Perry White: "What do you think of this headline, Clark? 'Supergirl, Superdog, not safe! Superman wants to commit incest!'"
Clark Kent: *gulp!*
Clark Kent: "Hmm. Wait here!"
Clark Kent dashes into a phone booth, then miraculously transforms (by changing his clothes super-fast) into Superman, the Man of Steel!
Lois Lane: "Umm... you do realize I can see right through that glass phone booth, don't you? You might as well have changed right in front of me."
Superman: "Great Scott! Because my Kryptonian biology gives me special x-ray vision which allows me to see through anything, I just assume that earthlings can't see through anything solid, even glass!"
Lois Lane: "Maybe if Kryptonian biology included two dicks, you could be double dicking me right now."
Superman: "I only have one dick, but it will feel like you're being double dicked!"
Lois Lane: "Yeah, I was just joking, FOOL."
Superman: "Ha ha ha. I was just joking with you, too. You can't kid a "Kidder"! Get it? "Kidder!"
Lois Lane: "Sheesh. Yes, I get it. Everyone gets it."
Superman: "Shut up. I'm gonna make *sure* you 'get it'!"
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Bonus Feature!
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Superman: "Your criminal days are over, Lex Luthor!"
Lex Luthor: "Not so fast, Superman! I hold that nosy reporter Lois Lane and that Smallville wench Lana Lang captive on the prison planet of Mybichas!"
Superman: "Great Scott! I've not encountered the planet in my universal wanderings!"
Lex Luthor: "And I'll not tell you where it is!"
*later, on a newscast*
Superman: "America, can you tell me where Mybichas at? I'm looking for Lois Lane and Lana Lang! Please tell me where to find Mybichas!"
*watching the newscast at home*
Lois Lane: *grrrr...*
*watching the newscast from prison*
Cheetah: "Hmph! And they call *ME* a cheetah!"
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More Bonus Material!
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Insect Queen: "I can't believe you caught me, Superman!"
Superman: "Now your villainous madness will find treatment at the Arkham Asylum!"
Committing Officer: "Thanks for turning in this lunatic, Superman!"
Superman: "The pleasure is all mine. I think I enjoy committing insects!"
*the next day at the Daily Planet*
Perry White: "What do you think of this headline, Clark? 'Supergirl, Superdog, not safe! Superman wants to commit incest!'"
Clark Kent: *gulp!*