I got an odd text from Ashley:

Ashley: Kate just told me that in Oregon, you get arrested for pumping your own gas. What the hell kind of state is this place?

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It started with this ( Read more... )

So I went to pick up my brother from the bar, and his friend Sullivan was with him ( Read more... )

Ok, so, guess who's the new Assistant Pastry Chef at the Vineyard? ME, BITCHES!

all your dessert are belong to me.

Also, I think this is amazing:

Samantha: My next idea was trailblaze
Samantha: it sounds like a sexy granola bar
Robbie-obbie: Oh my god it does
Samantha: Yeah, I know
Samantha: I'm amazing
Robbie-obbie: You cocky bitch

But no seriously Robbie. This is for you.
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Here's something fun for you to read... because really- I'm too busy to type a real post when I'm worrying about how my room is going to turn out after this remodling buisness ( Read more... )

I sense a bad day...so here's something to entertain you ( Read more... )

I think I may be getting sick. I'm feeling it... But, I'm not throwupy sick or flu-cold-or otherwise sick. But I feel it coming on. I keep coughing like there's something in the back of my throat all the time and I keep sniffling. But I'm pretty sure the sniffling is because it's fucking COLD. It's chilly outside and yet, my teacher thinks it's ( Read more... )